The official SEMOPARS.COM never ending three word story thread

[car_enthusiast63]

whip out their

[UnderCover]

giant automatic weapons

[Storm Rider]

and assault cannons

[car_enthusiast63]

To shoot at

[Storm Rider]

all non-believers

[NOTPAID4]

and FORD owners

[car_enthusiast63]

who think they're

[NOTPAID4]

better than US

[OklaHemi]

but really arent

[Storm Rider]

because MOPAR RULES

[car_enthusiast63]

Then drove to

[JackBatchelor]

So I went

[OklaHemi]

poop in a

[Storm Rider]

green colored bag

[Fla 66 cuda]

set it afire

[NOTPAID4]

and stomped it...

[Fla 66 cuda]

out splattering poop

[Ms.MagnumSLT]

on Fords & chevys

[Fla 66 cuda]

pissin them off

[BAD HABIT]

is better than

[Fla 66 cuda]

pissin on them

[Storm Rider]

Cause we can

[OklaHemi]

Pee like R.Kelly

[NOTPAID4]

over the hood....

[Storm Rider]

and under the

[NOTPAID4]

the huge hood...

[Storm Rider]

Of a Dodge

[OklaHemi]

challenger stormrider edition

[NOTPAID4]

That ain't right............... ~LOL~

[Storm Rider]

That is cold.....

[NOTPAID4]

Too cold for....

[Storm Rider]

even polar bears

[OklaHemi]

To fish outside

[Storm Rider]

or drink Cokes

[4XLGator]

With crown royal


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[Storm Rider]

and chase female

[OklaHemi]

Reindeer to the

[Storm Rider]

local night club

[4XLGator]

for some frolicking

[Ms.MagnumSLT]

Around the Bar.

[BAD HABIT]

drinking apple pie

[4XLGator]

and watching Justified

[OklaHemi]

Getting ready for

[Storm Rider]

a new season

[OklaHemi]

of major league

[Storm Rider]

with strippers and

[4XLGator]

guns and firetrucks

[BAD HABIT]

that break and

[NOTPAID4]

fall apart slowly...

[BAD HABIT]

So when they

[NOTPAID4]

can't be repaired....

[Storm Rider]

die - you will

[OklaHemi]

And come back

[Storm Rider]

alive as a

[UnderCover]

transvestite wearing a

[SmokedRam]

purple thong bikini

[Storm Rider]

and eating a

[SmokedRam]

boston cream pie

[4XLGator]

and drinking milk

[Storm Rider]

from a breast

[SKYPOWER]

of a big

[BAD HABIT]

three toed sloath

[SmokedRam]

that was watching

[Storm Rider]

Dukes of Hazzard

[SmokedRam]

and knight rider

[OklaHemi]

Reruns on hulu

[Storm Rider]

while laying with

[4XLGator]

two hot redheads

[shadow11]

in a Kia

[SmokedRam]

ridin on dubs

[shadow11]

jamin them tunes

[SmokedRam]

spittin dem rhymes

[OklaHemi]

Smoking dem blunts

[Onk]

smackin dem hoe's

[OklaHemi]

Right before church

[SmokedRam]

OG pimp style

[OklaHemi]

Than ask for

[Storm Rider]

mo money mo

[OklaHemi]

homie dont play

[SmokedRam]

werd ta ya

[OklaHemi]

cousin teddy in

[SmokedRam]

the state pen

[OklaHemi]

serving up cold

[Storm Rider]

soap on a

[BAD HABIT]

bare back dude

[OklaHemi]

for extra money

[UnderCover]

on the weekends

[BAD HABIT]

spare square change

[SmokedRam]

ewwww thats nasty

[Storm Rider]

with whipped cream

[UnderCover]

a tire iron,

[OklaHemi]

To escape from

[4XLGator]

a Turkish prison


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[SmokedRam]

in Puerto Rico

[Storm Rider]

being chased by

[BAD HABIT]

the mexican cartel

[4XLGator]

and el policia

[BAD HABIT]

down a deserted

[UnderCover]

driveway to the

[OklaHemi]

land of cupcakes

[shadow11]

made with cocaine

[OklaHemi]

mmmmmm cocaine m'kay

[BAD HABIT]

now eat these!!!!!

[4XLGator]

Just then, the

[NOTPAID4]

Police showed up....

[shadow11]

and asked if

[UnderCover]

cavity searches had

[Storm Rider]

been done on

[BAD HABIT]

all the donkey's

[UnderCover]

and the cattle

[Storm Rider]

but only with

[OklaHemi]

3 fingers inserted

[Storm Rider]

into a bowling

[BAD HABIT]

shoe. This happens

[Storm Rider]

on a lunar

[4XLGator]

rover with big

[Storm Rider]

arms and guns

[OklaHemi]

loaded with blanks

[Storm Rider]

and pantie grabbers

[OklaHemi]

To raid fraternities

[Storm Rider]

at all colleges

[SmokedRam]

near and far

[BAD HABIT]

From Canada to
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[SmokedRam]

south east Florida

[BAD HABIT]

Stupid bowling leagues

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[SmokedRam]

bustin my balls

[BAD HABIT]

Cracking wood floors

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[SmokedRam]

knockin down pins

[BAD HABIT]

Pissin' the wind

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[SmokedRam]

getting the squirts

[4XLGator]

is that corn

[SmokedRam]

looks might delicious

[4XLGator]

ok that's nasty

[SmokedRam]

goes down easy

[Storm Rider]

with Jack Daniels

[Ms.MagnumSLT]

and Miller lite

[Storm Rider]

as a boilermaker

[BAD HABIT]

We clean boilers

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[SmokedRam]

make them clean

[AWE Daniel]

what the hell

[SmokedRam]

is this shit

[Storm Rider]

I am confused

[stratus04]

i though i

[SmokedRam]

left that home

[Storm Rider]

on the back

[SmokedRam]

of the house

[Storm Rider]

with the opossum

[SmokedRam]

and the coon

[Storm Rider]

making sweet love

[stratus04]

with the best

[Storm Rider]

man looking on

[Trupiano]

in his thong

[Storm Rider]

wearing a lei

[BAD HABIT]

Taking creepy pictures

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[OklaHemi]

of two squirrels

[unionmanofsteel]

standing in a

[FL06SRT10]

Pile of $hit

[Trupiano]

covered in nuts

[FL06SRT10]

With his mouth

[SmokedRam]

wide freakin open

[FL06SRT10]

Waiting for a

[SmokedRam]

hooker and some

[FL06SRT10]

Nose candy and

[Storm Rider]

a wino with

[SmokedRam]

ferociously bad breath

[BAD HABIT]

When the gun

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[stratus04]

shot at a

[SmokedRam]

retarded chicken head

[OklaHemi]

fourteen stories high

[SmokedRam]

off a ledge

[FL06SRT10]

Then the retarded

[SmokedRam]

chicken head awoke

[Storm Rider]

from his hundred

[BAD HABIT]

Dollar bill wad

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[unionmanofsteel]

of dollar bills

[BAD HABIT]

Stuffed in his

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[OklaHemi]

left front pocket

[Storm Rider]

it was only

[FL06SRT10]

Then that he

[SmokedRam]

realized his only

[Storm Rider]

chance to escape

[SmokedRam]

was to have

[BAD HABIT]

A severed chicken

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[SmokedRam]

right up his

[Storm Rider]

pants leg with

[Trupiano]

the rambo gun

[SmokedRam]

and cool whip

[OklaHemi]

on his nipples

[Trupiano]

. He fist-pumped

[SmokedRam]

and smashed Snookie

[Storm Rider]

with a cream

[BAD HABIT]

Donut to the

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[Storm Rider]

the Tampa police

[unionmanofsteel]

it looked like

[Trupiano]

a smurf terrorist

[BAD HABIT]

When smashed in

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[stratus04]

a truck filled

[SmokedRam]

with smurfy hoes

[Storm Rider]

wearing thongs and

[ramthis9501]

Knee high boots

[Storm Rider]

shooting 50 caliber

[SmokedRam]

stun guns toward

[Storm Rider]

RamStrat and JusJay

[SmokedRam]

right into their

[Trupiano]

big back-doors


^Bahahahaha! Smurfy Hoes! :pedobear:

[BAD HABIT]

Out comes the
( big guns shooting at yall )
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[ramthis9501]

Blue smurf pimp

[Storm Rider]

wearing a fuzzy

[ramthis9501]

Hat with bling

[Storm Rider]

chains and a

[OklaHemi]

rubber duck foot

[ramthis9501]

But he got

[Trupiano]

it caught in

[BAD HABIT]

Adams ass. That

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[SmokedRam]

was no bueno

[4XLGator]

but Adam liked


(lol)

[SmokedRam]

What the fock

[garner]

said Adam when

[SmokedRam]

He got drug

[garner]

searched at work

[SmokedRam]

deleted

(paybacks are a bitch...just sayin)

[4XLGator]

and a rubber

[4XLGator]

deleted

(we know, Adam LOL)

[SmokedRam]

done, but refer to my statement in parenthesis...lol

[OklaHemi]

foot was hanging

[Trupiano]

from the ceiling

[garner]

in the bathroom

[ramthis9501]

Over the toilet

[garner]

cause he was

[ramthis9501]

High on heroin

[4XLGator]

and tweaking like

[ramthis9501]

Lindsay Lohan's usual

[Storm Rider]

drunken self with

[OklaHemi]

2 retarded monkeys

[ramthis9501]

Throwing poo at

[OklaHemi]

the cops as

[Storm Rider]

they chase a

[Storm Rider]

drunk Brittany and

[BAD HABIT]

Lindsey, popping pills.

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[Storm Rider]

Paris sees them

[SmokedRam]

with mmmm and

[stratus04]

snoop dogg in

[SmokedRam]

ole ruby ram

[Storm Rider]

drinkin' a 40

[BAD HABIT]

Puffing on trees

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[SmokedRam]

hittin up hoes

[stratus04]

in bed all

[Storm Rider]

at Atlantic City

[Trupiano]

with a parakeet

[Storm Rider]

named Bubba and