The official SEMOPARS.COM never ending three word story thread

[Stealth Mode]

That resemble flea's...

[BAD HABIT]

Little black bodies

[Stealth Mode]

Like watermelon seed's...

[BAD HABIT]

Lost in sand

[Fla 66 cuda]

but with long

[OklaHemi]

pubic hairs on

[Ms.MagnumSLT]

their disgusting bodies

[Fla 66 cuda]

wearin a tback

[SmokedRam]

and selling hotdogs

[Fla 66 cuda]

on ulmerton road

[OklaHemi]

For 3.50 plus

[Fla 66 cuda]

special sauce extra

[OklaHemi]

Buns are 1$

[Fla 66 cuda]

condems are complementary

[OklaHemi]

And decrease sensitivity

[Fla 66 cuda]

for her pleasure

[OklaHemi]

Then a giant

[Fla 66 cuda]

kenworth semi truck

[TopB2972]

ran all over

[Fla 66 cuda]

the hot dog

[TopB2972]

mashing it flat

[OklaHemi]

Making potted meat

[Fla 66 cuda]

they were spamed

[BAD HABIT]

Into believing that

[Fla 66 cuda]

it's a dream

[Storm Rider]

only to awaken

[BAD HABIT]

in a blood bath

[Fla 66 cuda]

of body parts

[BAD HABIT]

and bugs lots

[MRS.PAID4]

Spread all over...

[BAD HABIT]

the truck bed

[Fla 66 cuda]

the worm feast

[BAD HABIT]

upon the severed

[Fla 66 cuda]

smashed hot dogs

[03 Rammer]

in my pockets

[BAD HABIT]

of my dickies

[OklaHemi]

foe my cholos

[BAD HABIT]

that ride low

[OklaHemi]

in the swaggin-waggin

[BAD HABIT]

drinkin sweet lemonade

[OklaHemi]

Look at my

[BAD HABIT]

genitals, yelled okla.

[OklaHemi]

Then I tea-bagged

[BAD HABIT]

the trix bunny

[OklaHemi]

then he knew

[BAD HABIT]

he was dreamin

[OklaHemi]

About my balls

[BAD HABIT]

hangin the wind

[OklaHemi]

Two towns over

[BAD HABIT]

the vato's and

[OklaHemi]

Chinos had tea

[BAD HABIT]

and discussed stealing

[OklaHemi]

The jade monkey

[BAD HABIT]

whos locked up

[Fla 66 cuda]

in a valt

[BAD HABIT]

somewhere in Russia

[OklaHemi]

Under a silo

[BAD HABIT]

for 10 decades.

[Onk]

The white tiger

[BAD HABIT]

began his journey

[unionmanofsteel]

through the final

[Onk]

frontier of the

[unionmanofsteel]

milky way universe

[Onk]

leading to furry

[OklaHemi]

Bunny hats for

[Onk]

the party for

[BAD HABIT]

the bum eviction

[superbad R/T]

who was squatting

[BAD HABIT]

near my trail......(true story, evicted this morning)

[superbad R/T]

Go away yelled, (lol, thats funny jusjay)

[BAD HABIT]

Jay as he (funny but not funny that shits to close to home and with what we found way to close....)

[Storm Rider]

stared at the

[Ms.MagnumSLT]

fuzzy bunny hats

[Onk]

that were dripping

[Ms.MagnumSLT]

with old beer

[Onk]

that tasted like

[Ms.MagnumSLT]

donkey pee, yuck

[SmokedRam]

ewwwww that's nasty

[Ms.MagnumSLT]

Yes it is!!

[Storm Rider]

Only to have

[Stealth Mode]

The bum yell...

[Stealth Mode]

back, hell no!

[Ms.MagnumSLT]

I wont go

[OklaHemi]

To my cousins

[Ms.MagnumSLT]

hes got my

[Storm Rider]

Tonka truck and

[OklaHemi]

All my legos

[BAD HABIT]

stuffed in a

[Ms.MagnumSLT]

chevy trunk with

[Fla 66 cuda]

his dead turtle

[OklaHemi]

to use as

[Fla 66 cuda]

bait for catching

[BAD HABIT]

trolls, under the

[SmokedRam]

hidden mistletoe bush

[BAD HABIT]

located in the

[Fla 66 cuda]

lower area of

[BAD HABIT]

manhattan. the trolls

[SmokedRam]

go to starbucks

[Fla 66 cuda]

and taco bell

[BAD HABIT]

like typical yuppies.

[Fla 66 cuda]

They wear suits

[Storm Rider]

made of polyester

[Ms.MagnumSLT]

Drive volvos and

[SmokedRam]

drinks gay beverages

[BAD HABIT]

Like cosmo's. The

[NOTPAID4]

drink of choice...

[BAD HABIT]

for these short

[Fla 66 cuda]

well dressed devils

[BAD HABIT]

who hate chocolate

[Fla 66 cuda]

but love sushi

[NOTPAID4]

moose ice cream...

[Fla 66 cuda]

with citrus ants.

[BAD HABIT]

Citrus ants are

[Fla 66 cuda]

vitamin c source

[BAD HABIT]

which helps their

[OklaHemi]

Abilty to fly

[Fla 66 cuda]

backwards at altitude

[BAD HABIT]

of negative portions

[Fla 66 cuda]

with positive results

[BAD HABIT]

seriously, i'm telling

[OklaHemi]

Only while inverted

[BAD HABIT]

inmy computer chair

[Fla 66 cuda]

with sunglasses on

[BAD HABIT]

and a speedo.

[OklaHemi]

Droolin over playgirl

[Fla 66 cuda]

sammy davis edition

[Storm Rider]

while drinking a

[BAD HABIT]

Molitov cocktail and

[Stealth Mode]

Gay ass cosmo...

[Fla 66 cuda]

featuring ugly betty

[Stealth Mode]

In her panties...


(IDC what anyone say's, ugly betty is fuckin hot!)

[BassMaster]

running like hell

[Ms.MagnumSLT]

and screaming at

[Fla 66 cuda]

every man she

[BAD HABIT]

see's wearin pink

[Fla 66 cuda]

and yellow t backs

[txbass06]

two sizes too

[OklaHemi]

small for her

[Fla 66 cuda]

short stature but

[BAD HABIT]

she stretches them.

[Fla 66 cuda]

between two trucks

[BAD HABIT]

Is a squirrel

[SmokedRam]

and some PVC

[Fla 66 cuda]

the squirrel grinning

[MRS.PAID4]

Said very slowly...

[BAD HABIT]

I eat PVC

[Fla 66 cuda]

and drink gasoline

[BAD HABIT]

and burp flames.

[NOTPAID4]

in time for....

[BAD HABIT]

silly squirrel show

[Fla 66 cuda]

at old oak

[BAD HABIT]

grove cinema theatre

[Fla 66 cuda]

where peanuts are

[Storm Rider]

at the Copa

[BAD HABIT]

Cabana with hot

[Fla 66 cuda]

ladies strutting around

[BAD HABIT]

in nothing, with

[Fla 66 cuda]

wrinkles all over

[Ms.MagnumSLT]

their entire bodies

[NOTPAID4]

covered with all....

[Fla 66 cuda]

and stay puff

[SmokedRam]

marshmellow cream and

[Fla 66 cuda]

choclote cookie dough

[SmokedRam]

stuffed in their

[BAD HABIT]

non existent pockets

[Fla 66 cuda]

so they ate

[BAD HABIT]

the marshmallow cream

[Fla 66 cuda]

and the dough

[NOTPAID4]

until they puked...

[Fla 66 cuda]

all over the

[Storm Rider]

orange shag carpet

[BAD HABIT]

The maid cleaned

[Fla 66 cuda]

and found a

[Storm Rider]

squid, sawbuck, and

[Fla 66 cuda]

a spanish dabloon

[BAD HABIT]

She even took

[Fla 66 cuda]

cigirette butts from

[BAD HABIT]

Their Pile of

[Fla 66 cuda]

ashes and cans

[MRS.PAID4]

under tha bed...

[Storm Rider]

was a dead

[Fla 66 cuda]

hooker in the

[OklaHemi]

Third row seat

[BAD HABIT]

Of a rapist

[Storm Rider]

and a priest

[SmokedRam]

who walked into

[Fla 66 cuda]

the suv she

[SmokedRam]

driving on the

[Fla 66 cuda]

dirt road in

[BAD HABIT]

central united states

[Fla 66 cuda]

they were shocked

[BAD HABIT]

to see legs

[unionmanofsteel]

all the way

[BAD HABIT]

North of Maine.

[NOTPAID4]

South to Georgia...

[OklaHemi]

around the corner

[BAD HABIT]

And then some

[OklaHemi]

distance unseen before

[Storm Rider]

As they gazed

[NOTPAID4]

into her eyes....

[BAD HABIT]

On the ground

[Fla 66 cuda]

with a grin

[BAD HABIT]

They told stories

[Ms.MagnumSLT]

of things that

[SmokedRam]

go bump in

[Ms.MagnumSLT]

the night when

[SmokedRam]

the lights are

[Ms.MagnumSLT]

out and everyone

[SmokedRam]

is sound asleep

[Ms.MagnumSLT]

then the squrrel ( almost 100 posts!):naughty:

[SmokedRam]

ate some nuts (congrats)

[BAD HABIT]

Giant stainless ones((kevins truck))

[SmokedRam]

and shit steel

[Ms.MagnumSLT]

for a week

[OklaHemi]

then he ran

[SmokedRam]

to the drug

[Ms.MagnumSLT]

store for some

[Storm Rider]

more purple pills

[BAD HABIT]

4 hours later

[OklaHemi]

drinking shirley temples


who is going to volunteer to go through and type all this together for the book?

[BAD HABIT]

naked in bed

[NOTPAID4]

he was hallucinating

[Storm Rider]

and saw Jesus

[BAD HABIT]

Driving a RAM

[Fla 66 cuda]

on the highway

[SmokedRam]

damn it's sexy

[Fla 66 cuda]

and way lowwwwww

[SmokedRam]

ewww that's nasty (j/k lowered ramheads)

[Fla 66 cuda]

ok lifted 12

[BAD HABIT]

scraping overpass bottoms (lowered guys scrape the ground, doesn't do much damage, raised ruins the roof)

[Stealth Mode]

Stupid slammed Ram's... ;)

[BAD HABIT]

are the best

[OklaHemi]

and get chicks

[Fla 66 cuda]

better'n the rest

[Storm Rider]

because they love

[BAD HABIT]

A real man

[SmokedRam]

who is lowered

[OklaHemi]

on some 22's

[SmokedRam]

ewwwww thats nasty... (whomever did that above, I LOL'd)

[BAD HABIT]

blacked out nicely.....(i did lol)

[Stealth Mode]

Like Jay's and...

[BAD HABIT]

Stealths, okla's, rednecks

[Stealth Mode]

But not Kevin's...

[SmokedRam]

whos truck dominates

[BAD HABIT]

only in size (cause yall say size matters)

[Stealth Mode]

'Cause Stealth's truck

[OklaHemi]

is super badass

[BAD HABIT]

and super low

[Fla 66 cuda]

it scares the

[SmokedRam]

bageebers out of