The official SEMOPARS.COM never ending three word story thread

[Onk]

full of delicious

[txbass06]

triple diamond filtered

[BAD HABIT]

nuts in a

[Onk]

hot strippers mouth

[BAD HABIT]

gagged her to

[NOTPAID4]

ask for more

[Fla 66 cuda]

Fukken wax to

[BAD HABIT]

wax that ass

[Fla 66 cuda]

so a struggle

[BAD HABIT]

began quickly and

[NOTPAID4]

she gave in...

[Fla 66 cuda]

to a large

[BAD HABIT]

can of fukken

[Storm Rider]

that was hairy

[SmokedRam]

like an ape

[BAD HABIT]

So the fairies

[Fla 66 cuda]

came with razors

[BAD HABIT]

to take care

[Igolo]

the little mess

[BAD HABIT]

that was sprung

[Fla 66 cuda]

from her backside

[BAD HABIT]

ewww, thats gross

[Fla 66 cuda]

[ok] from her frontside

[#860]

Then it happened,

[BAD HABIT]

she went bald

[Fla 66 cuda]

the fairies became

[#860]

so we put

[Fla 66 cuda]

the fairies in

[BAD HABIT]

a can of

[#860]

sardines so they

[BAD HABIT]

could eat fish

[#860]

and fairy crackers

[Fla 66 cuda]

tasty wafers of

[#860]

unicorn dung and

[Fla 66 cuda]

white bat bwana

[#860]

with ice cream

[Fla 66 cuda]

sprinkled with rabbit

[NOTPAID4]

Turds and droppings

[Onk]

from a rare

[NOTPAID4]

Texas Jack Rabbit

[BAD HABIT]

that jumped the

[#860]

farmers fence to

[BAD HABIT]

get to mexico

[NOTPAID4]

to get Tacos

[BAD HABIT]

and some tequila

[NOTPAID4]

and Mexican chicks

[BAD HABIT]

areeeba areeba undalay

[Storm Rider]

No worm Gringo

[BAD HABIT]

only "holy water"

[Fla 66 cuda]

and mexican women

[BAD HABIT]

so the lazy

[Fla 66 cuda]

mexican women wanted

[Storm Rider]

Tequila and Bikinis

[BAD HABIT]

to tape on

[Fla 66 cuda]

Late night adult

[NOTPAID4]

For HIS pleasure....

[BAD HABIT]

so the true

[NOTPAID4]

story is this....

[SmokedRam]

a priest, barber

[BAD HABIT]

or construction guy.

[Fla 66 cuda]

All live for

[OklaHemi]

one shot at

[Fla 66 cuda]

stardom and wealth

[BAD HABIT]

when i dream

[SmokedRam]

a wet dream

[Fla 66 cuda]

my mind goes

[SmokedRam]

so damn crazy

[BAD HABIT]

along with some

[Fla 66 cuda]

anything is possible

[BAD HABIT]

cause you treed

[Fla 66 cuda]

your bush hog

[#860]

so after cutting

[SmokedRam]

down the brush

[NOTPAID4]

put tractor away...

[Fla 66 cuda]

have a beer

[SmokedRam]

and kick the

[Fla 66 cuda]

the tv on

[SmokedRam]

channel eight news

[Fla 66 cuda]

to watch the

[OklaHemi]

columbia world news

[BAD HABIT]

to see how

[OklaHemi]

to build lamps

[BAD HABIT]

in the dark

[Fla 66 cuda]

by blind columbians

[SmokedRam]

living in Canada

[OklaHemi]

wearing mime shirts

[Fla 66 cuda]

eating sushi lunches

[BAD HABIT]

there parents killed

[OklaHemi]

while hunting rabbits

[BAD HABIT]

eatin by bigfoot

[Fla 66 cuda]

now they are

[OklaHemi]

lost in translation

[SmokedRam]

and deported too

[OklaHemi]

umpah lumpah land

[Fla 66 cuda]

so someone went

[OklaHemi]

to eat t-rex

[SmokedRam]

and found a

[BAD HABIT]

hair on the

[OklaHemi]

hairless beetle from

[BAD HABIT]

boca grande bay

[SmokedRam]

who eats tarpon

[BAD HABIT]

for breakfast appetizers

[SmokedRam]

and crotch tuna

[BAD HABIT]

ewww thats nasty (sweet lemonade video)

[OklaHemi]

said the midget

[SmokedRam]

with one leg

[OklaHemi]

behind his head

[SmokedRam]

and a large

[OklaHemi]

three headed black

[SmokedRam]

kat named lucky

[NOTPAID4]

who ran away

[txbass06]

to the land

[Fla 66 cuda]

milk and honey

[BAD HABIT]

far far away

[Fla 66 cuda]

on the other

[BAD HABIT]

side of iraq

[Fla 66 cuda]

in a town

[BAD HABIT]

called minichiweenie in

[Fla 66 cuda]

the whobityacokoff providence

[SmokedRam]

where osama binladen

[OklaHemi]

ate bacon while

[BAD HABIT]

eating bacon at

[SmokedRam]

the burger king

[OklaHemi]

giving high five's

[SmokedRam]

to the cook

[BAD HABIT]

while pullin up

[SmokedRam]

the old burgers

[OklaHemi]

to serve president

[SmokedRam]

george w bush

[BAD HABIT]

and the damn

[SmokedRam]

other asshole republicans

[NOTPAID4]

wanted chicken sandwiches...

[SmokedRam]

and natty light

[OklaHemi]

then they pee'd

[NOTPAID4]

a really lot.....

[OklaHemi]

over a bridge

[BAD HABIT]

onto oncoming traffic

[OklaHemi]

then a convertable

[Fla 66 cuda]

carrying sara palin

[OklaHemi]

burst into flames

[NOTPAID4]

pee'd them out...

[BAD HABIT]

then a couple

[Fla 66 cuda]

of hairy mobsters

[BAD HABIT]

and uncle louie

[Fla 66 cuda]

went gunnin for

[SmokedRam]

seven desperate virgins

[Fla 66 cuda]

lorann and sisters

[SmokedRam]

with rosie palm

[#860]

and five fingers

[OklaHemi]

to trap the

[#860]

the little bastage's

[SmokedRam]

they call eastwood

[#860]

but before they

[SmokedRam]

did all that

[Fla 66 cuda]

they stopped off

[OklaHemi]

for amputated monkeys

[Fla 66 cuda]

feet barbecued perfectly

[OklaHemi]

with a side

[#860]

gator nads and

[OklaHemi]

sweet sweet lemonade

[SmokedRam]

ewwwww thats nasty

[BAD HABIT]

shut up woman

[SmokedRam]

get on my

[Fla 66 cuda]

big strappin donkey

[BAD HABIT]

let me show

[Fla 66 cuda]

you how to

[OklaHemi]

perform a colonoscaphy

[SmokedRam]

on a dingo

[BAD HABIT]

ewwww thats nasty

[Fla 66 cuda]

just slide it

[SmokedRam]

on in gently

[OklaHemi]

before the storm

[Fla 66 cuda]

the power may

[BAD HABIT]

hit us in

[Fla 66 cuda]

our hairey arse

[SmokedRam]

or cod sack

[Fla 66 cuda]

the stink will

[SmokedRam]

carry for miles

[#860]

attract all the

[SmokedRam]

damned lot lizards

[Fla 66 cuda]

wolverines and zombies

[BAD HABIT]

are after aparrete

[OklaHemi]

to capture lifeforce

[BAD HABIT]

his small light

[Fla 66 cuda]

containment processing unit

[OklaHemi]

and see all

[SmokedRam]

his tiny jimgleberries

[OklaHemi]

posted on craigslist

[SmokedRam]

in the casual

[OklaHemi]

men seeking men

[Fla 66 cuda]

section of women

[BAD HABIT]

are lumpy and

[OklaHemi]

charges hugs for

[SmokedRam]

a good date

[OklaHemi]

but no kissing

[Fla 66 cuda]

only licking their

[OklaHemi]

herpies infested bellybuttons

[BAD HABIT]

lookin for crack

[OklaHemi]

to sell on

[SmokedRam]

the black market

[Fla 66 cuda]

to ethieopian mobsters

[SmokedRam]

who hide the

[Fla 66 cuda]

stuff in their

[SmokedRam]

human body cavities

[Fla 66 cuda]

hoping that some

[BAD HABIT]

might pass TSA

[Fla 66 cuda]

search given by

[BAD HABIT]

a fugly superfat

[Fla 66 cuda]

BMW[big mexican women]

[BAD HABIT]

whos pits are

[OklaHemi]

reminiscent of buckwheat

[SmokedRam]

very very hairy

[BAD HABIT]

ears. On the

[SmokedRam]

head of the

[BAD HABIT]

bolt next to

[SmokedRam]

lower control arm

[NOTPAID4]

just below fender....

[SmokedRam]

below the frame

[BAD HABIT]

on the lip

[SmokedRam]

of the inner

[unionmanofsteel]

thigh on the

[BAD HABIT]

mudd buggy floor

[unionmanofsteel]

in the swamp

[BAD HABIT]

mud and all

[unionmanofsteel]

the girls scream

[SmokedRam]

ewwwww thats nasty

[BAD HABIT]

but they play

[SmokedRam]

ride my horse

[Fla 66 cuda]

i got excited

[BAD HABIT]

choked on his

[SmokedRam]

long bridal bit

[Fla 66 cuda]

they rescued him

[BAD HABIT]

from a choking

[SmokedRam]

chicken rooster gobbler

[BAD HABIT]

in a public

[#860]

that was left

[SmokedRam]

on the damn

[BAD HABIT]

subway rail system

[SmokedRam]

of New York

[BAD HABIT]

blue light district

[#860]

until some jerk

[BAD HABIT]

smack the back

[SmokedRam]

of her ass

[BAD HABIT]

she liked it

[#860]

and started to

[BAD HABIT]

scream loudly in

[Fla 66 cuda]

tongues we didn't

[BAD HABIT]

care to understand

[Fla 66 cuda]

we got scared

[BAD HABIT]

and shot her