The official SEMOPARS.COM never ending three word story thread

[SmokedRam]

in the boob

[Fla 66 cuda]

but her implant

[SmokedRam]

just literally exploded

[BAD HABIT]

to bits and

[SmokedRam]

liquid silicone goo

[BAD HABIT]

got on my

[SmokedRam]

button fly jeans

[Fla 66 cuda]

new 44 automag

[BAD HABIT]

button flys, seriously

[SmokedRam]

yes, theyre cool

[Fla 66 cuda]

had to pee

[SmokedRam]

button got stuck

[Fla 66 cuda]

wet my pants

[SmokedRam]

and my underoos

[#860]

down to my

[BAD HABIT]

knee high socks

[SmokedRam]

and chuck taylors

[#860]

so as i

[SmokedRam]

changed my jeans

[BAD HABIT]

i fell over

[Fla 66 cuda]

and was knocked

[SmokedRam]

on my ass

[#860]

and stabbed myself

[SmokedRam]

in the sphinctor

[#860]

with a large

[Fla 66 cuda]

dildo that was

[SmokedRam]

stuck on the

[BAD HABIT]

blunt end ouch

[SmokedRam]

damn that hurt

[Fla 66 cuda]

of the bed

[BAD HABIT]

wrong side up

[Fla 66 cuda]

called for help

[SmokedRam]

as I bled

[#860]

butt no one

[BAD HABIT]

gave a shit

[Fla 66 cuda]

stopped laughing long

[BAD HABIT]

time ago at

[Fla 66 cuda]

my anail intrusion

[BAD HABIT]

in the hospital

[Fla 66 cuda]

they put me

[SmokedRam]

ass side up

[BAD HABIT]

thru an xray

[SmokedRam]

and MRI exam

[Fla 66 cuda]

while they all

[BAD HABIT]

laughed at funny

[Fla 66 cuda]

thing in my

[SmokedRam]

poop shootin hole

[BAD HABIT]

buttox cavity swollen

[Fla 66 cuda]

so i tried

[BAD HABIT]

to shoot it

[Fla 66 cuda]

but i couldn't

[BAD HABIT]

hit the bullseye

[Fla 66 cuda]

my sights were

[BAD HABIT]

crooked, i had

[#860]

my glass eye

[SmokedRam]

which always fell

[#860]

into my beer

[SmokedRam]

damn natty light

[Fla 66 cuda]

the only time

[BAD HABIT]

it sticks in

[OklaHemi]

the warm soft

[SmokedRam]

comfort of the

[NOTPAID4]

soft fluffy breasts

[SmokedRam]

that KFC serves

[NOTPAID4]

with mash potatoes

[Fla 66 cuda]

and killer coleslaw

[SmokedRam]

and jelly biscuits

[BAD HABIT]

gotta love those

[Fla 66 cuda]

honey coverd thighes

[BAD HABIT]

mmmmmmmmmmm mmmmmmmmmm deliciouso

[Fla 66 cuda]

finger lickin good

[BAD HABIT]

touchin my chicken

[OklaHemi]

28 weeks later

[Fla 66 cuda]

bad news came

[BAD HABIT]

about my chicken

[NOTPAID4]

havin' TWO eggs.....

[#860]

one the size

[unionmanofsteel]

of a small

[Fla 66 cuda]

country in spain

[OklaHemi]

the chicken's penis

[NOTPAID4]

was really small...

[03 Rammer]

soo she said...

[Fla 66 cuda]

are you in

[MRS.PAID4]

I doubt it

[Fla 66 cuda]

wiggle it around

[SmokedRam]

dont let it

[Fla 66 cuda]

get the best

[Storm Rider]

of you Sailor

[Fla 66 cuda]

or you'll be

[Onk]

begging for some

[Fla 66 cuda]

more of the

[BAD HABIT]

ham and pie

[Fla 66 cuda]

you eat with

[BAD HABIT]

sticks and stones

[unionmanofsteel]

on rye bread

[Fla 66 cuda]

with cheese pate

[unionmanofsteel]

that smells like

[Fla 66 cuda]

fermented cat urine

[unionmanofsteel]

with a side

[Fla 66 cuda]

of monkey poo

[unionmanofsteel]

with the smell

[NOTPAID4]

of dirty feet...

[Storm Rider]

and Tabasco Sauce

[unionmanofsteel]

on the back

[Fla 66 cuda]

of a dead

[BAD HABIT]

prostitute in las vegas (its a city so tech its one word right?)

[Storm Rider]

with one leg

[BAD HABIT]

whos name is

[Fla 66 cuda]

lucky miss hilda

[BAD HABIT]

So the morale

[Storm Rider]

of this story

[SmokedRam]

is that we

[Fla 66 cuda]

are some sick

[SmokedRam]

ass mother humpers

[Fla 66 cuda]

so keep your

[SmokedRam]

comments about us

[Fla 66 cuda]

to yourself or

[SmokedRam]

we'll kick some

[Fla 66 cuda]

mud holes in

[SmokedRam]

your round asses

[Fla 66 cuda]

then stomp them

[SmokedRam]

into the ground

[Fla 66 cuda]

while you scream

[SmokedRam]

for your mommy

[Fla 66 cuda]

and cry like

[SmokedRam]

a little baby

[Fla 66 cuda]

we have no

[SmokedRam]

wussies round here

[Fla 66 cuda]

no bitches allowed

[SmokedRam]

ass or gas

[Fla 66 cuda]

nobody rides free

[unionmanofsteel]

grass ass or

[Fla 66 cuda]

cold hard cash

[Storm Rider]

all pay someway

[SmokedRam]

before you sit

[BAD HABIT]

you must spit

[Fla 66 cuda]

on a snake

[Copperhead]

with a limp

[BAD HABIT]

stick for free

[Storm Rider]

or you give

[Fla 66 cuda]

the five dollar

[03 Rammer]

bill flew away

[OklaHemi]

then a japanese

[NOTPAID4]

snatched it up....

[Storm Rider]

only to lose

[Fla 66 cuda]

half it's worth

[Storm Rider]

with Obama's agenda

[TopB2972]

realized they are...

[BAD HABIT]

Broke and unhappy

[NOTPAID4]

like US all...

[BAD HABIT]

I heard that

[#860]

no mod. money

[BAD HABIT]

Is not fun

[Fla 66 cuda]

have'n no funds

[BAD HABIT]

For expensive mods

[Fla 66 cuda]

gotta have two

[#860]

Jobs not 0

[BAD HABIT]

Or a career

[#860]

in the porn

[03 Rammer]

business but I

[OklaHemi]

am a premature

[BAD HABIT]

climaxer who can

[OklaHemi]

suck his own

[BAD HABIT]

thumb while taking

[NOTPAID4]

on two other....

[OklaHemi]

paraplegic one-eyed deaf

[BAD HABIT]

mutes who can

[NOTPAID4]

not run fast....

[BAD HABIT]

but they do

[03 Rammer]

fall over alot

[Storm Rider]

and cry Momma

[BAD HABIT]

as they get

[Fla 66 cuda]

porked in the

[BAD HABIT]

back of the

[Fla 66 cuda]

the barn by

[#860]

a pitch fork

[BAD HABIT]

infected with venom

[#860]

from a large

[BAD HABIT]

quad cab srt10

[NOTPAID4]

That was new.....

[BAD HABIT]

with new car

[#860]

with no wing

[OklaHemi]

but still flew

[BAD HABIT]

by the slow

[OklaHemi]

anus head geese

[BAD HABIT]

with no feet

[OklaHemi]

then after 45

[BAD HABIT]

his turbo kicked

[OklaHemi]

but they ran

[BAD HABIT]

out of gas

[OklaHemi]

so they burned

[BAD HABIT]

up the turbo

[TopB2972]

then they found

[BAD HABIT]

missing wrist pins

[OklaHemi]

to eat for

[BAD HABIT]

midnight munchies. After

[Fla 66 cuda]

that they fixed

[BAD HABIT]

the smoked gears

[Fla 66 cuda]

added royal purple

[BAD HABIT]

and engine restore

[OklaHemi]

and headlight fluid

[BAD HABIT]

got it running

[Fla 66 cuda]

and went racin

[BAD HABIT]

at sunshine speedway

[Fla 66 cuda]

only to hit

[Storm Rider]

pit roads bathroom

[Fla 66 cuda]

slipped and fell

[03 Rammer]

in someones crap

[SmokedRam]

right in his

[BAD HABIT]

pocket, he put

[NOTPAID4]

all the toiletpaper...

[SmokedRam]

you could want

[03 Rammer]

to wipe your

[SmokedRam]

unusually large ass

[03 Rammer]

clean of the

[NOTPAID4]

Brown nasty poopie....

[03 Rammer]

that hangs from

[SmokedRam]

the dingle berries

[03 Rammer]

from that man

[SmokedRam]

and his wife

[03 Rammer]

from the track

[NOTPAID4]

to their car...

[SmokedRam]

and back again

[03 Rammer]

only to break

[SmokedRam]

the flux capacitor

[NOTPAID4]

sitting on the....

[Storm Rider]

Twenty foot pole

[Fla 66 cuda]

in plain sight

[BAD HABIT]

where nobody expected

[03 Rammer]

it to be

[NOTPAID4]

where the police....

[BAD HABIT]

setup traps for

[Storm Rider]

french men in

[SmokedRam]

green thigh tites

[BAD HABIT]

who rob the

[NOTPAID4]

rich to pay....

[SmokedRam]

the damn poor

[Fla 66 cuda]

for their daughters

[SmokedRam]

to go down

[Fla 66 cuda]

and wash their

[SmokedRam]

ankles with hot

[Fla 66 cuda]

purple 10" heels

[SmokedRam]

with diamond studded

[NOTPAID4]

green shoe laces

[Fla 66 cuda]

satin white insoles

[BAD HABIT]

on his hands

[SmokedRam]

and lamb skin

[Fla 66 cuda]

they lay together

[Storm Rider]

with Donald Trump

[Fla 66 cuda]

and paris hilton