The official SEMOPARS.COM never ending three word story thread

[Storm Rider]

Asylum patients and

[SmokedRam]

The Dark Knight

[BAD HABIT]

Joined forces to

[Fla 66 cuda]

find the killer

[BAD HABIT]

of my avatars

[Fla 66 cuda]

so they can

[SmokedRam]

make new ones

[OklaHemi]

with monkey sex

[SmokedRam]

and surprise buttsex

[Stealth Mode]

Now thats fun!

[Storm Rider]

for the whole

[BAD HABIT]

Family to see

[Storm Rider]

as they peered

[Stealth Mode]

At the butt-sexing

[Storm Rider]

of Madonna and

[Stealth Mode]

Micheal fuckin Jackson!

[BAD HABIT]

eeeeew thats nasty

[OklaHemi]

said pamela anderson

[Storm Rider]

with Kid Rock

[OklaHemi]

while taking a shower

[BAD HABIT]

in cold water

[Stealth Mode]

So all the..

[Stealth Mode]

Crab's go away...

[Fla 66 cuda]

but catfish areaplenty

[BAD HABIT]

screw catfish, they

[Fla 66 cuda]

are slimey yuckey

[BAD HABIT]

and sails poke

[Stealth Mode]

Like a donkey...

[Fla 66 cuda]

lookin for carrots

[Stealth Mode]

In someone's butt...

[Storm Rider]

cheeks with whipped

[BAD HABIT]

cream and sour

[Storm Rider]

dough bread and

[BAD HABIT]

chocolate fried pickles.

[Stealth Mode]

Sound's like pregnancy.

[Stealth Mode]

without the fun ;)

Renee

[OklaHemi]

of having triplets

[BAD HABIT]

All at once

[OklaHemi]

in reverse order

[BAD HABIT]

With a epidural

[Stealth Mode]

And butt plug

[Fla 66 cuda]

with a room

[Stealth Mode]

Full of midget-strippers

[Fla 66 cuda]

jerry springer announcing

[SmokedRam]

they have aids

[Stealth Mode]

Mmmm midget stripper's.

[SmokedRam]

mmmmm midget aids

[Stealth Mode]

Smaller is better?

[BAD HABIT]

Makes you bigger

[Storm Rider]

than an elephant

[BAD HABIT]

Ruining a BMW

[Stealth Mode]

Factory ruined them...

[Storm Rider]

with pretty pink

[OklaHemi]

bows on their

[Fla 66 cuda]

wrists and ankels

[BAD HABIT]

tied together for

[Fla 66 cuda]

limited body movement

[BAD HABIT]

in the trunk

[OklaHemi]

of a 66cuda

[BAD HABIT]

located west of tampa

[SmokedRam]

over near Clearwater


(Jay, thats 4 words)

[BAD HABIT]

just north

(ill use 2, i had too)

[Fla 66 cuda]

of dunedin causeway

[BAD HABIT]

south tampa road

[SmokedRam]

where all the

[BAD HABIT]

Fun happens right?

[SmokedRam]

no thats Zephyrhills

[Onk]

only when RamIt

[SmokedRam]

and my wife

[Onk]

park in the

[SmokedRam]

woods of Rancho

[MoparNC]

(what/who is a "ramit"??)

[Onk]

where everyone looks

[SmokedRam]

at the way

(ramit is Kevins truck)

[Onk]

RamIt is Ramming

(lol HAD to go there)

[MoparNC]

Oh ok. That's a heck of a truck!

[SmokedRam]

it right up

(LOL)

[Onk]

a tight little

[SmokedRam]

muddy mud hole

[MoparNC]

Hole of a

(I call dibs on you're truck Kevin...lol)

[Onk]

section of trees

[SmokedRam]

the thick bush

[Onk]

shouldve been cleared

[SmokedRam]

so it's bare

[Fla 66 cuda]

and silky smooth

[BAD HABIT]

like baby skin

[MRS.PAID4]

but way softer...

[BAD HABIT]

they pulled into

[Stealth Mode]

The back garage.

[Storm Rider]

only to find

[SmokedRam]

a laugerhead turtle

[OklaHemi]

smoking a pipe

[Fla 66 cuda]

having a beer

[SmokedRam]

being a pimp

[Fla 66 cuda]

whip parked outside

[SmokedRam]

covered in shag

[Fla 66 cuda]

with a chandolear [can't spell]

[SmokedRam]

and fuzzy dice

[Fla 66 cuda]

with superfly headlights

[SmokedRam]

pimp my ride

[Fla 66 cuda]

don't got noth'in

[SmokedRam]

but mad skillz

[Fla 66 cuda]

build'in them whips

[SmokedRam]

and pimpin hoes

[Fla 66 cuda]

nuthin but the

[SmokedRam]

finest chicken heads

[Stealth Mode]

Mmmmm turtle soup...

[BAD HABIT]

poopin brown doo

(were guys makina rap song)

[SmokedRam]

jerry curl juice

[Stealth Mode]

like eazy e

Renee

[BAD HABIT]

having hiv rappin

[SmokedRam]

bout his jits

[BAD HABIT]

not havin tits

[Stealth Mode]

Yeah yeah yeah!



(Rap concert)

[BAD HABIT]

bouncers throwin out

[Stealth Mode]

crazy ass chickens

Renee

[SmokedRam]

sippin on sizurpppp

[Fla 66 cuda]

the wolves waitin

[BAD HABIT]

for the feast

[SmokedRam]

cause everybody knows

[SmokedRam]

Eatin aint cheatin

[Storm Rider]

but squeezin' is

[SmokedRam]

not to me....

[Stealth Mode]

Ask the wifey...



Lol

[SmokedRam]

She wouldn't agree

[Stealth Mode]

Mine wouldn't either..

[SmokedRam]

we're bothed screwed....

[Stealth Mode]

Jay's included too...


Lol

[BAD HABIT]

why me? huh....

[Stealth Mode]

'Cause man,.. We

[BAD HABIT]

need everyone on

[SmokedRam]

this site to

[Storm Rider]

get more friends

[BAD HABIT]

And mopar owners

[Storm Rider]

of all kinds

[Stealth Mode]

ON THIS SITE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


End of story. Start a new one. Lol

[BAD HABIT]

So the fairy


No way it's the never ending story

[Stealth Mode]

Who we call...

[Storm Rider]

Sweet Lady Luck

[Stealth Mode]

Who drive's fast..

[BAD HABIT]

as can be

[Fla 66 cuda]

looking for mopar

[BAD HABIT]

to run him

[Fla 66 cuda]

in his mudstain

[BAD HABIT]

down like no

[Ms.MagnumSLT]

one ever has

[Stealth Mode]

Except for Stealth... Lol

[BassMaster]

in his little

[Bigmac18]

red metal wagon

[Stealth Mode]

Is super fast!

[Storm Rider]

It's so fast

[Fla 66 cuda]

just plain horsepower

[SmokedRam]

in my Ram

[BAD HABIT]

bed that is

[Fla 66 cuda]

waitin to be

[OklaHemi]

unleashed on unknowing

[Fla 66 cuda]

Ferds and Chebbys

[Storm Rider]

that are being

[BAD HABIT]

built for schlepts

[Stealth Mode]

We hav'a Pontiac :(

[BAD HABIT]

thats sits here

[OklaHemi]

wishing it's mopar

[Stealth Mode]

But it's fast...!

[BassMaster]

until it blew

[OklaHemi]

a wealthy man?

[BAD HABIT]

ewww thats nasty

[SmokedRam]

mmmmmm sweet lemonade

[Fla 66 cuda]

for the winners

[SmokedRam]

of chicken dinners

[Fla 66 cuda]

no flied lice

[Storm Rider]

only T-Bone dinners

[OklaHemi]

with extra a-1

[BAD HABIT]

and sauteed onions

[Storm Rider]

and mushrooms with

[BAD HABIT]

blue moon beer.

[Stealth Mode]

Loaded baked potato...

[OklaHemi]

with bbq brisket

[Stealth Mode]

I'm fucking hungry...

[Fla 66 cuda]

side of slaw

[Stealth Mode]

A little Whiskey...

[BAD HABIT]

thats just dinner.

[OklaHemi]

meanwhile in the

[BAD HABIT]

back room at

[Stealth Mode]

Flava Flav's crib...

[OklaHemi]

brett farve showed

[Fla 66 cuda]

photos of his

[BAD HABIT]

genatalia, to kim

[SmokedRam]

it's so tiny

[Fla 66 cuda]

my brothers is

[Stealth Mode]

^^Oh Em GEE...

[Fla 66 cuda]

we are close

[Storm Rider]

to 50's Burlesque

[BAD HABIT]

On the back

[SmokedRam]

of my Ram

[OklaHemi]

loaded to the

[SmokedRam]

max while revving

[BAD HABIT]

my four banger

[OklaHemi]

thats my sisters

[Storm Rider]

boyfriend's ricer on

[unionmanofsteel]

the back street

[Stealth Mode]

Let's kill it...

[Stealth Mode]

SEM's slow today...

[Fla 66 cuda]

needs some uppers

[Stealth Mode]

Who need's coke?

Lol

[Fla 66 cuda]

Lay a line

[Stealth Mode]

Naa, Strobing Charger's..

[Fla 66 cuda]

and silver stars

[Stealth Mode]

Scare me off...

[Fla 66 cuda]

no graybar hotel

[Stealth Mode]

For Stealth Mode...


Lol

[Storm Rider]

and his lady

[Stealth Mode]

Bestfreind Bail-Bondsman FTW.

[BAD HABIT]

came to the

[Storm Rider]

Holiest of places

[OklaHemi]

to meet the

[BAD HABIT]

mistress's of hell

[unionmanofsteel]

And the father

[OklaHemi]

of bebe's kids

[Storm Rider]

whose mother is

[Fla 66 cuda]

madusa the goddess

[BAD HABIT]

of the hood

[Fla 66 cuda]

and her loyal

[Stealth Mode]

Minion's, Hood rat's.

[OklaHemi]

they dont die

[Stealth Mode]

Til you raise..

[OklaHemi]

the evil dead

[Storm Rider]

by saying 3

[Fla 66 cuda]

times backwards rapom

[Storm Rider]

and then the

[Fla 66 cuda]

viper arises to

[OklaHemi]

cleanse the dirty

[Storm Rider]

children and their

[OklaHemi]

unwanted pet kangaroos

[BAD HABIT]

with infected pouches

[Stealth Mode]

That oooze yellow..

[Fla 66 cuda]

puss that smells

[Storm Rider]

like nasty old

[BAD HABIT]

cat urine. Shoot

[OklaHemi]

that damn dog

[NOTPAID4]

and bury it.....

[Fla 66 cuda]

in the back

[BAD HABIT]

under the sea.

[Fla 66 cuda]

so crabs will

[BAD HABIT]

eat the carcas

[Fla 66 cuda]

to dispose of

[OklaHemi]

the stolen diamonds

[Fla 66 cuda]

that the dog

[OklaHemi]

jacked from mcdonalds

[Fla 66 cuda]

after biting ronald

[Stealth Mode]

On the arse...