The official SEMOPARS.COM never ending three word story thread

[SmokedRam]

So, anyway...this is pretty fun on other forums...basically...the original poster starts telling a story using three words. The next poster puts his/her twist on the story using only three words...and it carries on like that.

get it? Got it? GOOD!!! LETS DO IT!!!




One bright day....

[Onk]

I woke up...

[SmokedRam]

only to find...

[BAD HABIT]

poop in my.....

[SmokedRam]

king size bed....

[Onk]

from the neighbors....

[SmokedRam]

skanky ass dog

[AParrette]

who banged mother

[SmokedRam]

mary rotten crotch

[AParrette]

in the hooha

[SmokedRam]

by the barn

[AParrette]

where the priest

[Onk]

untied his pink

[SmokedRam]

boy rapeing robe

[OklaHemi]

to show his

[SmokedRam]

Huge Earnhardt Buckle

[OklaHemi]

then he yelled

[SmokedRam]

Hell yeah...earnhardt!!!!

[Onk]

Well then neighbors....

[OklaHemi]

got the camera

[SmokedRam]

treed

and took pics

[OklaHemi]

to post on

[SmokedRam]

People of Walmart

[OklaHemi]

but then out

[SmokedRam]

of nowhere came

[OklaHemi]

a 12' blue

[SmokedRam]

Carolina Skiff boat

[OklaHemi]

loaded up with

[SmokedRam]

hookers and beer

[OklaHemi]

and free nachos

[SmokedRam]

wahoo everybody yelled

[Onk]

because they were

[BAD HABIT]

so fukken ecstatic....

[Fla 66 cuda]

they brought nachos

[OklaHemi]

and dead prostitutes

[AParrette]

covered in bandannas

[OklaHemi]

drenched in vagisil

[AParrette]

. Lol

[BAD HABIT]

so they smell

[AParrette]

like grandma's cooter

[BAD HABIT]

Then they continued

[Fla 66 cuda]

down the river

[SmokedRam]

onward they traveled

[Fla 66 cuda]

They saw a

[SmokedRam]

couple of rednecks

[BAD HABIT]

chewing a log

[SmokedRam]

of plug tobacco

[OklaHemi]

with purdy mouths

[Fla 66 cuda]

they were afraid

[ramthis9501]

of the water

[SmokedRam]

so they walked

[Fla 66 cuda]

they came upon

[SmokedRam]

two horny donkeys

[Fla 66 cuda]

they turned and

[SmokedRam]

looked at each

[Fla 66 cuda]

other and screamed

[SmokedRam]

HOLY SMOKES they

[Fla 66 cuda]

are lookin at

[SmokedRam]

Kevin and Jay!!!


(LMFAO)

[Fla 66 cuda]

Holy shit run

[SmokedRam]

Kevin jumped into

[Fla 66 cuda]

a rotten stump

[SmokedRam]

and looked over

[Fla 66 cuda]

to see jay

[SmokedRam]

petting the donkies

[Fla 66 cuda]

on the head

[SmokedRam]

pretty little ass

[Fla 66 cuda]

he said as

[SmokedRam]

he stroked the

[Fla 66 cuda]

hair on the

[SmokedRam]

donkies pretty kneck

[Fla 66 cuda]

they began to

[SmokedRam]

get a little

[Fla 66 cuda]

aroused and started

[ramthis9501]

getting pretty fiesty

[SmokedRam]

the Kevin yelled

[Fla 66 cuda]

jay help me

[SmokedRam]

Im stuck in

[ramthis9501]

a POS Ford!

[SmokedRam]

HELL NO said

[ramthis9501]

jay, who was

[Fla 66 cuda]

lookin for a

[SmokedRam]

length of rope

[Fla 66 cuda]

to tie up

[SmokedRam]

that damned donkey

[Fla 66 cuda]

so they can

[SmokedRam]

walk it down

[Fla 66 cuda]

to the mexican

[ramthis9501]

town of juarez

[Fla 66 cuda]

where there is

[SmokedRam]

a latin woman

[Fla 66 cuda]

who was known

[SmokedRam]

for performing wild

[BAD HABIT]

donkey shows for
(guys this shit is hilarious)

[SmokedRam]

the visitors of

[BAD HABIT]

semopars dot com

[SmokedRam]

hell freking yes

[BAD HABIT]

the masses scream

[SmokedRam]

as the woman

[BAD HABIT]

kept it real(pg):)

[SmokedRam]

by patting the

[OklaHemi]

big furry wall

[Fla 66 cuda]

while she was

[BAD HABIT]

cooking beef stew

[OklaHemi]

and using pork

[BAD HABIT]

rinds in the

[OklaHemi]

new sex lube

[AParrette]

she loves it

[OklaHemi]

only on her

[SmokedRam]

big toe nails

[Fla 66 cuda]

so get busy

[SmokedRam]

slobbering on my

[BAD HABIT]

chocolate pudding pop.

[SmokedRam]

they melt in

[OklaHemi]

a cats anus

[SmokedRam]

not in your

[OklaHemi]

smoking hot sister

[SmokedRam]

But I digress

[Fla 66 cuda]

that she was

[SmokedRam]

ugly as sin

[Fla 66 cuda]

but she had

[Onk]

to open her

[Fla 66 cuda]

mouth to show

[AParrette]

vertical hairy smile

[Onk]

that she always

[SmokedRam]

never ever brushed

[Fla 66 cuda]

i swear there

[SmokedRam]

was a family

[Fla 66 cuda]

of spiders living

[SmokedRam]

in her crotch

[Fla 66 cuda]

quick grab the

[SmokedRam]

broom and swipe

[Fla 66 cuda]

them little buggers

[SmokedRam]

out of there

[OklaHemi]

and into another

[Onk]

unsuspecting poor Ethiopian

[SmokedRam]

with only one

[Onk]

leg and four

[SmokedRam]

toes watching a

[OklaHemi]

gay christmas special

[Fla 66 cuda]

that's a repeat

[BAD HABIT]

every monday afternoon

[Fla 66 cuda]

on ethiopian channel

[BAD HABIT]

18.65 on local

[Fla 66 cuda]

smoke signal west

[BAD HABIT]

right after the

[Fla 66 cuda]

Yan can cook

[SmokedRam]

scrambled eggs and

[unionmanofsteel]

mustard greens and

[Fla 66 cuda]

old zebra tail

[BAD HABIT]

with cheesecake for

[Fla 66 cuda]

the european tourists

[BAD HABIT]

who dont shave

[Fla 66 cuda]

their daughters faces

[SmokedRam]

or arm pits

[Fla 66 cuda]

and don't beleve

[Onk]

anything about the

[Fla 66 cuda]

crocks eating europeans

[OklaHemi]

in south america

[Fla 66 cuda]

but discovery channel

[OklaHemi]

started a documentary

[Fla 66 cuda]

on the reproductive

[SmokedRam]

organs of the

[Fla 66 cuda]

slimy gutter slut

[OklaHemi]

of northern alabama

[Fla 66 cuda]

the narrator is

[AParrette]

jay and kevin

[Fla 66 cuda]

fresh from their

[SmokedRam]

hot summer night

[AParrette]

in the cabin

[SmokedRam]

of nonconsentual sex

[OklaHemi]

with homosexaul zombies

[SmokedRam]

In Collinsville Oklahoma

[OklaHemi]

where zombies die

[Fla 66 cuda]

with smiles on

[BAD HABIT]

their back, without

[OklaHemi]

love for living

[Fla 66 cuda]

in the swamps

[OklaHemi]

of bloody mary

[Fla 66 cuda]

in the alabama

[OklaHemi]

suburbs where giant

[SmokedRam]

incest crazed people

[OklaHemi]

hunt down shrimp

[unionmanofsteel]

for gal bait

[SmokedRam]

and molest alligators

[OklaHemi]

to impregnate them

[SmokedRam]

with velossa raptors

[OklaHemi]

to prepare for

[SmokedRam]

the damn rapture

[OklaHemi]

of a million

[SmokedRam]

brain thirsty zombies

[OklaHemi]

looking for lizardmen

[SmokedRam]

to rape them

[Fla 66 cuda]

and produce illegitmate

[SmokedRam]

zombie love children

[Fla 66 cuda]

who eat roaches

[SmokedRam]

and bed bugs

[BAD HABIT]

Then the parents

[Fla 66 cuda]

take the poop

[BAD HABIT]

and sell it

[Fla 66 cuda]

to finance their

[BAD HABIT]

Multi-million dollar

[SmokedRam]

lesbian porn movie

[Fla 66 cuda]

featuring two midgets

[SmokedRam]

and a goat

[Fla 66 cuda]

with a special

[SmokedRam]

type of fur

[Fla 66 cuda]

kinda like velcro

[BAD HABIT]

and market their

[SmokedRam]

wierd crazy inventions

[BAD HABIT]

to young bisexual

[Fla 66 cuda]

on home shopping

[SmokedRam]

television shows at

[Fla 66 cuda]

channel ubich ou812

[BAD HABIT]

in south africa

[SmokedRam]

where jimmie johnson

[OklaHemi]

ate live turkies

[unionmanofsteel]

with dressing and

[OklaHemi]

cheered for lions

[BAD HABIT]

to lose the

[OklaHemi]

ultimate battle of

[BAD HABIT]

turkey day football

[unionmanofsteel]

on the tube

[BAD HABIT]

in the livingroom

[unionmanofsteel]

naked on couch

[BAD HABIT]

then they served

[Fla 66 cuda]

monkey brains and

[unionmanofsteel]

conch and seaweed

[Fla 66 cuda]

and snail pie

[unionmanofsteel]

with a slice

[Fla 66 cuda]

of stinky fruit

[BAD HABIT]

for the firmented

[SmokedRam]

corn liquor concauction

[NOTPAID4]

Old time MEDICINE

[txbass06]

that was just

[NOTPAID4]

a silly myth

[Storm Rider]

that is true

[SmokedRam]

to cure the

[Fla 66 cuda]

awful continuing farts

[BAD HABIT]

from thanksgiving dinner.

[Fla 66 cuda]

they have had

[BAD HABIT]

great country biscuits

[Fla 66 cuda]

and country gravy

[txbass06]

all night long

[Fla 66 cuda]

for 5 bucks

[BAD HABIT]

i want some

[txbass06]

said Jay as

[BAD HABIT]

i dreamed of(leaving myself open for humiliation)

[Fla 66 cuda]

genie in a

[BAD HABIT]

grey goose bottle