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12-01-2010, 02:05 PM
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Join Date: Oct 2010
Age: 45
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My funny joke for the day....
Rob is laying on the bed going down on his wife...when he gets done, he remembers he has a dentist appointment...so he goes in and brushes his teeth really good, flosses and uses mouthwash 3 times!!!
On the way to the dentist appointment he stops and gets some breathmints...eats almost a handful on the way.
He goes in, and sits in the chair and the dentist walks in.
"lay your head back and open your mouth wide please", asks the dentist...
"Ok" replies Rob...
the dentist leans in to check on Rob's teeth when all of a sudden he yells..."MY GOD MAN!!!"
Rob says, "what? is it my breath? I brushed, flossed, mouthwashed and all...hell, even stopped and ate a handful of mints on the way!!!"
The dentist says, "hell, it aint your breath man...your forehead smells like ass!!!"
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12-01-2010, 02:07 PM
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President - Admin
Join Date: Aug 2010
Location: Tampa Bay
Name: Jay
Age: 43
Posts: 5,251
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lmao, that was good thanks....
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12-01-2010, 02:07 PM
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Vertically Challenged Super Mod
Join Date: Oct 2010
Location: Collinsville, OK
Name: Michael
Age: 43
Posts: 2,700
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i spit milk up... and i dont even drink milk....
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12-01-2010, 03:01 PM
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N.C. Chapter President
Join Date: Nov 2010
Location: Salisbury, North Carolina
Name: Jim
Age: 77
Posts: 2,683
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LMAO>>>>> good one!
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12-01-2010, 06:47 PM
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Newb
Join Date: Aug 2010
Location: San Diego, Ca.
Age: 77
Posts: 131
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Now thats funny, I don't care who you are.
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12-01-2010, 07:20 PM
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Cummins Member
Join Date: Nov 2010
Location: Palm Harbor Florida
Name: Lou
Age: 65
Posts: 2,861
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I was reading this at work[ lmao] one of the girls was reading it behind me did not know she was behind me till she laughed, the funnier thing is she actually got it, she ain't that swift in a lot of things, i guess this is one she is.
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2001 dodge ram 1500 quad cab
2013 Hyundai Elantra
2015 Hyundai Genesis 3.8 Coupe
All housed at the redneck mansion.
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12-02-2010, 04:57 AM
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Super Moderator
Join Date: Oct 2010
Age: 45
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LOL..glad you guys liked it...I usually mess jokes up when I try to tell them..
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12-02-2010, 01:59 PM
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Vertically Challenged Super Mod
Join Date: Oct 2010
Location: Collinsville, OK
Name: Michael
Age: 43
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its a new day.....
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12-02-2010, 02:00 PM
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Super Moderator
Join Date: Oct 2010
Age: 45
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I got nothing....LOL
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12-03-2010, 11:45 AM
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Vertically Challenged Super Mod
Join Date: Oct 2010
Location: Collinsville, OK
Name: Michael
Age: 43
Posts: 2,700
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lame
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