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**SmokedRam** · 08-11-2011, 10:12 PM

They both end up in trailer parks.....

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**SmokedRam** · 08-11-2011, 10:15 PM

What's the difference between Rice Krispys and the Florida Gator football team?

Rice Krispys know what to do in a bowl.....

**SpeedRacer** · 08-11-2011, 10:16 PM

nice!!!!!!!!!!!!!

**4XLGator** · 08-11-2011, 10:17 PM

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**SmokedRam** · 08-11-2011, 10:20 PM

What do you call a Gator with half a brain?

“Gifted”

**SmokedRam** · 08-11-2011, 10:21 PM

Why don’t Gators use 911 in an emergency?

They can’t find 11 on the dial.

**SmokedRam** · 08-11-2011, 10:22 PM

What do you call 12 Gators in a basement?

A “Whine” Cellar

**SmokedRam** · 08-11-2011, 10:24 PM

A first grade teacher explains to her class that she is a Florida Gator. She asks her students to raise their hands if they are Gators too. No one really knowing what a Florida Gator is but wanting to be like their teacher, their hands explode into the air like fleshy fireworks. There is, however, one exception. A girl named Kristen has not gone along with the crowd. The teacher asks her why she has decided to be different. “Because I’m not a Gator.” Then, asks the teacher, what are you? “Why, I’m a proud Florida State Seminole,” boasts the little girl. The teacher is a little perturbed now, her face slightly red. She asks Kristen why she is a Seminole. “Well, my mom and dad are Seminoles, so I’m a Seminole too.” The teacher is now angry. “That’s no reason,” she says loudly. “What if your mom was a moron, and your dad was a moron. What would you be then?” After a pause, and a smile. “Then,” says Kristen, “I’d be a Gator.”

**AWE Daniel** · 08-11-2011, 10:56 PM

Lots of Jokes, but ill let these do the talking

**SmokedRam** · 08-11-2011, 11:04 PM

Originally Posted by AWE Daniel

Lots of Jokes, but ill let these do the talking

Had to take it there did ya?