Semopar Forum

**Onk** · 08-12-2011, 12:55 AM

How do you keep a Seminole from masturbating?

Paint his balls orange and blue; he won't beat it for years.

**OklaHemi** · 08-14-2011, 07:57 AM

Originally Posted by RamStrat

How do you keep a Seminole from masturbating?

Paint his balls orange and blue; he won't beat it for years.

This is the best

**Onk** · 08-12-2011, 12:56 AM

And I will end with this....

What does FSU and marijuana have in common?

They both get smoked in a bowl.

05singlecabHEMI · 08-12-2011, 01:04 AM

Go dawgs!!!!!!

**UnderCover** · 08-13-2011, 10:30 PM

What do you get when you complete the activity sheet at the local Denny's?
An FSU Diploma

Why do FSU players wear wristbands?
To keep the handcuffs from chafing

An FSU fan was driving from Tallahassee to Gainesville at the same time a UF fan was driving from Gainesville to Tallahassee. It was very late at night and there were no other cars on the road. About half way between the two cities, they collided with one another. The accident scene was horrible. The cars were at opposite sides of the road all twisted and mangled. The Nole scrambled from his car and looked around at the mess. "I can't believe I lived through this accident!" He thought to himself.The Gator got out of his car and checked out the scene. "Boy, God must really be looking over me! I can't believe I lived through this." He thought. Finally, the Nole walks over to the Gator and says, "This must be a sign from God that we should put away our petty differences and stop being arch enemies." The Gator says, "I think you're right. Let's drink to our newfound friendship." Then the Gator pops the trunk of his car and pulls out a full bottle of Jack Daniels. He takes the top off and hands it to the Nole fan. After drinking about half of the bottle, the Nole fan hands it back to the Gator. "You're turn," he says. The Gator fan screws the lid back on the bottle and says, "Nah, I think I'll wait for the police."

**SmokedRam** · 08-13-2011, 10:36 PM

^^^ who let the bandwagon in? LMAO...J/K Art

**UnderCover** · 08-13-2011, 10:49 PM

Originally Posted by 96MagnumRam

^^^ who let the bandwagon in? LMAO...J/K Art

lol

**SpeedRacer** · 08-13-2011, 10:49 PM

We need to put a wager on this game..

**SmokedRam** · 08-13-2011, 10:55 PM

Originally Posted by SpeedRacer

We need to put a wager on this game..

Me and Lee do have something going on....If FSU scores first, he has to buy me and you an order of wings...if UF scores frrst, I buy him and Kev an order of wings

**ramthis9501** · 08-14-2011, 02:31 AM

Hahaha wow it's just like OU and OSU here, it gets ugly at times... Lol