We drive devil cars?

[Redtruck-VA]

It amazes me how convinced some people become that they have all the answers and how easily others follow them. Ignorance and bigotry. Damn scary in my book....

[OklaHemi]

you know what they say ignorace is bliss and those are some happy idiots

[AParrette]

The following violations will result in a monetary fine of no less than $200.00 as to be determined by Church Pastors and Elders: Failure to show up at church on time, Failure to attend a church service without written permission from a pastor or other agreed upon authority, Church parking lot violations, Single males or females caught in the houses of members of the opposite sex without proper supervision, out after curfew, failure to tithe, failure to perform Christian Service obligations, Use of a church key without proper permission, Sleeping and/or horseplay during church services, reading of 'crime oriented' comic books, possession of alcohol outside of Post Communion Party regulations, idol worship, inappropriate dress in town or in church, dress related to 'counter-culture' movement, beards are not allowed except with special permission from Pastor Smith himself, long earrings on women, use of tampons is strictly prohibited, men with earrings or jewelry of any kind, hugging, possession of pornographic material (except for widowed or single men over the age of 65), failure to identify oneself to a church authority, failure to answer a call slip, witchcraft, dancing and/or skipping, association with Catholics, Presbyterians, Mormons, Methodists, Unitarians, Episkypols, or any other occult activity (unless under supervision by Dr. J. Edwards), failure to conform to rules and regulations, failure to submit to authority, the questioning of church authority is not tolerated and may result in dismissal, failure to bring at least one new guest to church a week, failure to win at least one soul a week, disrespect, lying, stealing, cheating, plotting, failure to have a demon-possessed infant sterilized, attendance at non-Christian owned picture houses, and rock music. General Rules are subject to change at any time without notice. Members are expected to find out what the new rules are within two hours. Let us note here, 'A Christian who is interested in doing their own thing, will not feel comfortable at Landover.. we would even go as far to question whether or not that individual is a Christian to begin with.

[SmokedRam]

Originally Posted by AParrette The following violations will result in a monetary fine of no less than $200.00 as to be determined by Church Pastors and Elders: Failure to show up at church on time, Failure to attend a church service without written permission from a pastor or other agreed upon authority, Church parking lot violations, Single males or females caught in the houses of members of the opposite sex without proper supervision, out after curfew, failure to tithe, failure to perform Christian Service obligations, Use of a church key without proper permission, Sleeping and/or horseplay during church services, reading of 'crime oriented' comic books, possession of alcohol outside of Post Communion Party regulations, idol worship, inappropriate dress in town or in church, dress related to 'counter-culture' movement, beards are not allowed except with special permission from Pastor Smith himself, long earrings on women, use of tampons is strictly prohibited, men with earrings or jewelry of any kind, hugging, possession of pornographic material (except for widowed or single men over the age of 65), failure to identify oneself to a church authority, failure to answer a call slip, witchcraft, dancing and/or skipping, association with Catholics, Presbyterians, Mormons, Methodists, Unitarians, Episkypols, or any other occult activity (unless under supervision by Dr. J. Edwards), failure to conform to rules and regulations, failure to submit to authority, the questioning of church authority is not tolerated and may result in dismissal, failure to bring at least one new guest to church a week, failure to win at least one soul a week, disrespect, lying, stealing, cheating, plotting, failure to have a demon-possessed infant sterilized, attendance at non-Christian owned picture houses, and rock music. General Rules are subject to change at any time without notice. Members are expected to find out what the new rules are within two hours. Let us note here, 'A Christian who is interested in doing their own thing, will not feel comfortable at Landover.. we would even go as far to question whether or not that individual is a Christian to begin with.

That's not a church, it's a damn cult...

[AParrette]

$200 for missing a sunday w/o the pastors approval

[SmokedRam]

I got a warning from the Landover forum....

[Redtruck-VA]

Can't cure stupid...

[SmokedRam]

Here is a good article on that whole church...

http://goarticles.com/article/Landov...folks/1483502/

[4XLGator]

These people have real, serious issues. "...failure to have a demon-possessed infant sterilized...? WTF? They know of demon-possessed infants?

They are friggin freaks!!

And Adam, ...if Jesus drove, his ass would certainly be sitting in a dodge/chrysler... LMFAO!!!


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[Redtruck-VA]

Originally Posted by 4XLGATOR These people have real, serious issues. "...failure to have a demon-possessed infant sterilized...? WTF? They know of demon-possessed infants? They are friggin freaks!! And Adam, ...if Jesus drove, his ass would certainly be sitting in a dodge/chrysler... LMFAO!!! Sent from Lee's iPhone4 using Tapatalk

Lee, here's a thought, if there are no "demon-possessed infants" where did all these demon-possessed adults come from?
But seriously infants are the only one's with innocence in this world and to suggest otherwise shows some real sickness.
Rev greg will open his chapel behind the barn at 3pm for all these sicko's. It'll take a hour or so to get the hole dug. Tell'm don't be late or it'll cost you. lol


Edit: I saw a program talking about Sovereign Citizens, One of the leaders called a guru had a 16 year old son he had indoctrinate into the movement which promotes shooting police , judges and tax agents. They get stopped by the local police and as the father steps back to talk with the police, the boy being told to shoot his way out of such circumstances stepped out with a AK and blasted the two cops. The father and son were later killed in another shootout, at you guessed it, Walmart. Folks have to be careful what they tell young people, because no matter how hard it is to believe sometimes they are actually listening. Really sad as I am sure the father had no intentions of shooting his way out.