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01-21-2011, 04:39 PM
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President - Admin
Join Date: Aug 2010
Location: Tampa Bay
Name: Jay
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The YO Mama jokes thread.
Heres another one to get the creative juices flowing, i seen this on a parrot forum i belong to and after reading it i felt is was totally suited for all of us at SEM...yes its a yo mama jokes thread bringing back the old days lets here what you got...no offense to be taken we are not literally talking about anyones mama, this is for fun.....
yo mama is so fat when she sits around the house she literally sits AROUND the house...
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01-21-2011, 04:51 PM
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Location: Lexington, Nc
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yo mama soo Ugly.... she has to sneak up on her steak from behind to take a bite.
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01-21-2011, 04:58 PM
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Join Date: Dec 2010
Location: Look out front,.. See the tire smoke???
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Parrot forum? Like bird?!?
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01-21-2011, 04:58 PM
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President - Admin
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Yo mama so fat she’s got more Chins than a Hong Kong phone book.
yes Jeff i have a peach fronted conure named ruca, and a solomon island eclectus named kona....also you forgot a yo joke...
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01-21-2011, 05:00 PM
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Yo mama so greasy she sweats Crisco!
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01-21-2011, 05:02 PM
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President - Admin
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Yo mama is so fat, she got arrested at the airport for ten pounds of crack
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01-21-2011, 05:05 PM
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Yo mama so hairy she wears a Nike tag on her weave so now everybody calls her Hair Jordan.
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01-21-2011, 05:05 PM
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Banned
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pics!!!! i love birdys!
ya momma stink so bad the government made her wear a biohazard suit.
Renee
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01-21-2011, 05:07 PM
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Banned
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Yo momma so dirty Saddam Huisain tried to import her bathwater to make chemical weapon's.
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01-21-2011, 05:09 PM
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President - Admin
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Yo mamma so fat I took a picture of her last christmas and its still printing
i will post pics in another thread...pics section....
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