My funny joke for the day....

[SmokedRam]

Rob is laying on the bed going down on his wife...when he gets done, he remembers he has a dentist appointment...so he goes in and brushes his teeth really good, flosses and uses mouthwash 3 times!!!

On the way to the dentist appointment he stops and gets some breathmints...eats almost a handful on the way.

He goes in, and sits in the chair and the dentist walks in.

"lay your head back and open your mouth wide please", asks the dentist...

"Ok" replies Rob...

the dentist leans in to check on Rob's teeth when all of a sudden he yells..."MY GOD MAN!!!"

Rob says, "what? is it my breath? I brushed, flossed, mouthwashed and all...hell, even stopped and ate a handful of mints on the way!!!"

The dentist says, "hell, it aint your breath man...your forehead smells like ass!!!"