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**Onk** · 07-25-2012, 01:25 PM

Phuck FHP

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**SmokedRam** · 07-25-2012, 01:36 PM

FHP has gotten me once...over on 471 in Polk/Sumter county...I was traveling south at about 90 MPH, FHP was going in the opposite direction going towards Webster...I thought to myself "no way could he have noticed I was speeding"...I traveled about a mile more, and look back and he was on my ass. Pulled me over, and rather than walking to my car, he used his PA to direct me out of the car and to the rear of the vehicle...

He gave me a break on the speeding and wrote me for failure to wear my seatbelt, which back then was $97

**AWE Daniel** · 07-25-2012, 02:24 PM

My only ticket was a speeding for 69 in a 55, on a completely empty road, nobody but me and the fhp trooper, fhp usually doesn't do warnings

**SmokedRam** · 07-25-2012, 02:42 PM

(knock on wood) I have never been cited for speeding...

ZPD caught me going 45 in a 35...LEO asked for my license, looked at it and recognized my last name...asked if I had a relative who was a detective for DCPD, i told him yes, thats my uncle, he said "have a nice day" and handed my license back.

PCSO caught me speeding on Dead Dairy rd here in Zhills...deputy got my license, looked at it, got a priority call, handed me my license, and left, didn't say anything to me.

HCSO got me for speeding coming down the hill on 301 there by the new Dallas Bull...told me to slow it down and sent me on my way.

HCSO caught me speeding between Old Hopewell Rd and Overpass Rd in Tampa, it was a female deputy and she was on her period (obviously)...I didn't have my insurance card on me, she cited me $75 for failure to provide proof of insurance...had to pay it in Plant City since I was cited on the north bound lanes of 301...paid it within 10 days and they reduced it to $7.50 since I brought proof to the clerk that I had insurance.

TPD popped me in Ybor during "Click it or Ticket"...that resulted in a $114 seatbelt ticket

Back when I had my 73 Cutlass, ZPD caught me speeding outta town down 54 in it...the LEO actually chased me down outside of the city limits...I was doing about 70 in a 45. He gave me a warning, but I was so nervous I left my wallet on the roof of the dam car and lost the damn thing,