The YO Mama jokes thread.

[BAD HABIT]

Heres another one to get the creative juices flowing, i seen this on a parrot forum i belong to and after reading it i felt is was totally suited for all of us at SEM...yes its a yo mama jokes thread bringing back the old days lets here what you got...no offense to be taken we are not literally talking about anyones mama, this is for fun.....



yo mama is so fat when she sits around the house she literally sits AROUND the house...

[TopB2972]

yo mama soo Ugly.... she has to sneak up on her steak from behind to take a bite.

[Stealth Mode]

Parrot forum? Like bird?!?

[BAD HABIT]

Yo mama so fat she’s got more Chins than a Hong Kong phone book.


yes Jeff i have a peach fronted conure named ruca, and a solomon island eclectus named kona....also you forgot a yo joke...

[SmokedRam]

Yo mama so greasy she sweats Crisco!

[BAD HABIT]

Yo mama is so fat, she got arrested at the airport for ten pounds of crack

[SmokedRam]

Yo mama so hairy she wears a Nike tag on her weave so now everybody calls her Hair Jordan.

[Stealth Mode]

pics!!!! i love birdys!

ya momma stink so bad the government made her wear a biohazard suit.

Renee

[Stealth Mode]

Yo momma so dirty Saddam Huisain tried to import her bathwater to make chemical weapon's.

[BAD HABIT]

Yo mamma so fat I took a picture of her last christmas and its still printing

i will post pics in another thread...pics section....

[Stealth Mode]

Yo momma so stupid she make's Homer Simpson look like a Nobel Prize winner!

[SmokedRam]

Yo mama so dirty she has to creep up on bathwater.

[BAD HABIT]

Yo mama so fat she wore a yellow raincoat and people yelled "Taxi!"

[SmokedRam]

Yo mama so lazy she thinks a two-income family is where yo daddy has two jobs.

[SmokedRam]

Yo mama so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning

[SmokedRam]

Yo mama so ugly that not even goldfish crackers smile back

[BAD HABIT]

Yo mama's so stupid I told her drinks were on the house...so she went and got a ladder...

[BAD HABIT]

Yo mama such a dirty whore that they're having to paternity test the whole state of Texas just to find out who yo daddy is!

[NOTPAID4]

Yo Mama's boobs are so small, I can't tell if she coming or going...

[NOTPAID4]

Yo mams's boobs are so small they look like raw eggs hanging on a nail...

[BAD HABIT]

yo mama's so fat when she was sun bathing someone called the whale rescue team to put her back in the water....

[Stealth Mode]

^^aaaaaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaaaaaa


i got notin bad to say about yo momma - heck, her face says it all...


Renee

[SmokedRam]

Yo mama so ugly Bob the Builder looked at her and said "I CAN'T FIX THAT!"

[SmokedRam]

Yo mama so stupid she put paper on the television and called it paper view

[BAD HABIT]

Yo mama so stupid she thinks taco bell is a mexican phone company

stealth, renee, i posted pics in the pics section for you....

[SmokedRam]

Yo mama so stupid she thinks taco bell is a mexican phone company

[SmokedRam]

Yo mama so nasty she brings crabs to the beach

[SmokedRam]

Yo mama so nasty that pours salt water down her pants to keep her crabs fresh.

[BAD HABIT]

Yo mama so bald, when she puts on a turtle neck she looks like a roll on deodorant

[BAD HABIT]

Yo Mama's so fat her belly button has an echo.

[Stealth Mode]

Yo mama so bald, when she puts on a turtle neck she looks like a roll on deodorant


I spit my Skoal all over my laptop... That, is the funniest shit I have ever read!!!:roflsquared::roflsquared::roflsquared::rof lsquared::roflsquared:

[OklaHemi]

ahem


yo mama is like a suv big black and room for seven construction workers

[OklaHemi]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_SpSvPy_k8Q

here you guys watch this shit. it is some of the funniest shit i have ever seen. the yo mama jokes are not offensive matter of fact they are the opposite but still so funny

[Stealth Mode]

I love Adult Swim... I know that's "WB"(?) but they had a spiff exactly like that on Adult Swim.

[BAD HABIT]

Yo mama's so fat she fell into the Grand Canyon....and got stuck!

[superbad R/T]

Wow, this is new to me, haven't heard these jokes for a while.
Yo mamas so fat she got more rolls than a bakery.
There my contribution.

[OklaHemi]

yo mama is so dumb they told her it was chili outside and she went and got a bowl.


yo mama is so dumb she thought a quartereback was a refund.


those are from iddle school and i thank you

[BAD HABIT]

hey back then was fun right mike...the experiences from that time in our life molded us for today, isnt that scary thats the shit the damn teachers told us...

[OklaHemi]

they told us a gay guy had sex with a money in africa and now we have aids. hahaha. then we had to watch the video with magic johnson and arseno hall