BAD HABIT
01-05-2011, 07:34 PM
WHAT CAUSES ARTHRITIS?
A drunk man who smelled like beer sat down on
a subway next to a priest. The man's tie was stained, his
face was plastered with red lipstick, and a half-empty
bottle of gin was sticking out of his torn coat pocket. He
opened his newspaper and began reading. After a few minutes
the man turned to the priest and asked, "Say Father, what
causes arthritis?" The priest replies, "My Son, it's caused by loose living, being with cheap, wicked women, too much
alcohol, contempt for your fellow man, sleeping around with
prostitutes and lack of a bath." The drunk muttered in
response, "Well, I'll be damned," Then returned to his
paper. The priest, thinking about what he had said, nudged
the man and apologized. "I'm very sorry. I didn't mean to
come on so strong. How long have you had arthritis?" The
drunk answered, "I don't have it, Father. I was just reading
here that the Pope does.
MORAL: Make sure you understand the question
before answering.
A drunk man who smelled like beer sat down on
a subway next to a priest. The man's tie was stained, his
face was plastered with red lipstick, and a half-empty
bottle of gin was sticking out of his torn coat pocket. He
opened his newspaper and began reading. After a few minutes
the man turned to the priest and asked, "Say Father, what
causes arthritis?" The priest replies, "My Son, it's caused by loose living, being with cheap, wicked women, too much
alcohol, contempt for your fellow man, sleeping around with
prostitutes and lack of a bath." The drunk muttered in
response, "Well, I'll be damned," Then returned to his
paper. The priest, thinking about what he had said, nudged
the man and apologized. "I'm very sorry. I didn't mean to
come on so strong. How long have you had arthritis?" The
drunk answered, "I don't have it, Father. I was just reading
here that the Pope does.
MORAL: Make sure you understand the question
before answering.