My funny joke for the day....

[SmokedRam]

Rob is laying on the bed going down on his wife...when he gets done, he remembers he has a dentist appointment...so he goes in and brushes his teeth really good, flosses and uses mouthwash 3 times!!!

On the way to the dentist appointment he stops and gets some breathmints...eats almost a handful on the way.

He goes in, and sits in the chair and the dentist walks in.

"lay your head back and open your mouth wide please", asks the dentist...

"Ok" replies Rob...

the dentist leans in to check on Rob's teeth when all of a sudden he yells..."MY GOD MAN!!!"

Rob says, "what? is it my breath? I brushed, flossed, mouthwashed and all...hell, even stopped and ate a handful of mints on the way!!!"

The dentist says, "hell, it aint your breath man...your forehead smells like ass!!!"

[BAD HABIT]

lmao, that was good thanks....

[OklaHemi]

i spit milk up... and i dont even drink milk....

[NOTPAID4]

LMAO>>>>> good one!

[#860]

Now thats funny, I don't care who you are.

[Fla 66 cuda]

I was reading this at work[ lmao] one of the girls was reading it behind me did not know she was behind me till she laughed, the funnier thing is she actually got it, she ain't that swift in a lot of things, i guess this is one she is.

[SmokedRam]

LOL..glad you guys liked it...I usually mess jokes up when I try to tell them..

[OklaHemi]

its a new day.....

[SmokedRam]

I got nothing....LOL

[OklaHemi]

lame

[BAD HABIT]

x2 lamo....

[SmokedRam]

Alright...I got a joke, but it's a dirty one....












A white horse fell in the mud...now THATS dirty...

[BAD HABIT]

6 white horses fell in the mud...thats dirty

[OklaHemi]

what now the clean one




they got a bath.. har har har

[Copperhead]

I laughed so hard out loud my 16 year old daughter asked to read it. Needless to say I said there was nothing to see.