View Full Version : FHP is the shit!
repoman
07-24-2012, 06:23 PM
:Plugged: lol....i was getting on 75 heading to long boat key this afternoon.....i was like meh...started beating the hell of out the hemi ie. you know to clear the carbon build up *cough *cough....about this point i was running around a hundred catching up to traffic.....in and out back in fast lane i stomped on it i see a set of headlight behind me....mmmmm dont look like a cop.....few mins later its a white charger....at this point i look real close meh window tint....no dash strobes...nothing in grill from what i can see.....this bastard is on my ass....so from 65 to speed limiter i pull away guy gets back on my ass this goes on for a few miles ....meh he dont wanna play all of a sudden he flys around me (im doing 80) he keep going and going then brake lights he goes to shoulder then i see it and BROWN UNIFORM AND A RADAR GUN.....lol need less to say i pass him then i get yanked....typical routine.....he come back and says "it didnt look like a curiser huh?" i was no but i thought those thing were suppost to be fast i kept pulling on you LMAO...the cop must have got laid last night he bullshited with my for about 10mins told me to slow it down no ticket because on my class a....BAHAHAhahahaHA i told him to check the site out!
AWE Daniel
07-24-2012, 06:26 PM
Ohh jeez
SmokedRam
07-24-2012, 06:28 PM
LOL...epic.
I am sure you have seen them, but here on Causway Blvd, they normally have a TPD officer, driving around in a medium colored brown F250 Super Duty...totally civillianed out, down to a regular tag. He is ALWAYS poppin people for speeding down here.
repoman
07-24-2012, 06:34 PM
lol...thought thought it was pretty funny needless to say i didnt spped that much the rest of the day
Fla 66 cuda
07-24-2012, 06:57 PM
You are lucky, you probly made him feel he accomplished being stealthy and he spared you some class A misery!
repoman
07-24-2012, 06:59 PM
i got a good legal team lol
AWE Alex
07-25-2012, 02:54 AM
You got lucky. That's all I will say about that.
Storm Rider
07-25-2012, 07:28 AM
Sometimes it is better to be lucky than good.
AWE Alex
07-25-2012, 08:11 AM
We will have agree to disagree on this one.
4XLGator
07-25-2012, 12:00 PM
FHP is not usually forgiving...not at all!
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SmokedRam
07-25-2012, 01:36 PM
FHP has gotten me once...over on 471 in Polk/Sumter county...I was traveling south at about 90 MPH, FHP was going in the opposite direction going towards Webster...I thought to myself "no way could he have noticed I was speeding"...I traveled about a mile more, and look back and he was on my ass. Pulled me over, and rather than walking to my car, he used his PA to direct me out of the car and to the rear of the vehicle...
He gave me a break on the speeding and wrote me for failure to wear my seatbelt, which back then was $97
AWE Daniel
07-25-2012, 02:24 PM
My only ticket was a speeding for 69 in a 55, on a completely empty road, nobody but me and the fhp trooper, fhp usually doesn't do warnings
SmokedRam
07-25-2012, 02:42 PM
(knock on wood) I have never been cited for speeding...
ZPD caught me going 45 in a 35...LEO asked for my license, looked at it and recognized my last name...asked if I had a relative who was a detective for DCPD, i told him yes, thats my uncle, he said "have a nice day" and handed my license back.
PCSO caught me speeding on Dead Dairy rd here in Zhills...deputy got my license, looked at it, got a priority call, handed me my license, and left, didn't say anything to me.
HCSO got me for speeding coming down the hill on 301 there by the new Dallas Bull...told me to slow it down and sent me on my way.
HCSO caught me speeding between Old Hopewell Rd and Overpass Rd in Tampa, it was a female deputy and she was on her period (obviously)...I didn't have my insurance card on me, she cited me $75 for failure to provide proof of insurance...had to pay it in Plant City since I was cited on the north bound lanes of 301...paid it within 10 days and they reduced it to $7.50 since I brought proof to the clerk that I had insurance.
TPD popped me in Ybor during "Click it or Ticket"...that resulted in a $114 seatbelt ticket
Back when I had my 73 Cutlass, ZPD caught me speeding outta town down 54 in it...the LEO actually chased me down outside of the city limits...I was doing about 70 in a 45. He gave me a warning, but I was so nervous I left my wallet on the roof of the dam car and lost the damn thing,
4XLGator
07-25-2012, 04:26 PM
^ and you tell me to buckle up?!?!
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SmokedRam
07-25-2012, 04:37 PM
Hey now, I have been really good about buckling up since that ticket...
Malrick
07-25-2012, 05:31 PM
I got one of those tickets in tampa it was finals week and a monday to boot right off USF campus by all the apartments. Sucked getting it
03 Rammer
07-27-2012, 09:37 AM
Like Alex said you got lucky!
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