Wanna hear a dirty joke?

[SmokedRam]

A white horse, fell in the mud....




That is all





:naughty::naughty:

[repoman]

BHAHBAHBaabhaabhaha!

what does a mexcan say to a house that fell on him?




get off of me homes!

[repoman]

how come 6 is scared of 7?


because 7.8.9....lol bhabhbaahba

[UnderCover]

This thread should be re-dubbed "Lame-ass Jokes." But I'll keep it going...

Why do firemen wear red suspenders?




To hold their pants up!

[Rebel_Lady91]

why did the cowboy adopt a dachshund?



To get a long little doggie

[BAD HABIT]

whats a woman and an airplane have in common?


























a cockpit....dundun tish

[UnderCover]

What's the difference between Madonna and the Titanic?





Only 1500 went down on the Titanic!

[UnderCover]

Stole this off of LXForums...

Mahatma Gandhi, as you know, walked barefoot most of the time,
which produced an impressive set of calluses on his feet.
He also ate very little, which made him rather frail and,
with his odd diet, he suffered from bad breath. This made him
(Oh, man, this is so bad, it's good)
a super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.