wanted...a pair of old water ski's

[SmokedRam]

Looking for a pair of old water ski's..to do some redneck road skiing...

I know, I know...but it sounds fun...so if you're local to me, and have some you wanna give away or sell VERY cheaply, let me know...

[Fla 66 cuda]

I did the redneck asphalt sledding once. Definition:find the largest chunck of vinyl flooring the thicker the better [i did not] fold it up as many times as possible no smaller than one foot square,put holes in each corner thread rope thru holes fasten securly to your backside, tie a ski rope to back of vehicle, sit down on pavement get dragged by vehicle,not as painful if drinking excessively prior to this stupid stunt.
[ this is not recommended for sissys severe buttocks injurys are going to happen]

[BAD HABIT]

Good lord that's nuts, we used to snowboard/sled behind snowmobiles or atvs up north during the winter, skateboard behind bikes or cars, that's nuts...down here old sleds behind quads in the mud, or even a wheelbarrow with out the frame and stuff.....we once skim boarded in high hurricane winds using sheets....
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[SmokedRam]

Good lord that's nuts, we used to snowboard/sled behind snowmobiles or atvs up north during the winter, skateboard behind bikes or cars, that's nuts...down here old sleds behind quads in the mud, or even a wheelbarrow with out the frame and stuff.....we once skim boarded in high hurricane winds using sheets....
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Thats what Im gonna do...rig a tow rope on the back of the Kawasaki ATV...LOL...and ski down the mom in laws dirt road

[4XLGator]

If you're gonna be dumb, you gotta be tough! LOL

[SmokedRam]

If you're gonna be dumb, you gotta be tough! LOL


No worries...I'll even yell "Hey yall, watch this" before I do it....

[4XLGator]

hahahaha....the redneck creed!

[BAD HABIT]

Lmao, I wanna watch...

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[4XLGator]

Oh, I might give my camera to Amanda to videotape it!

[Fla 66 cuda]

When i was at Homestead AFB the guys used to channel ski in the canals by the potato fields [channels carved out of the coral for watering the fields] just like water skiing but useing a car or truck, if you hit the wall it's just like a meat grinder,the base had so many folks injured they threatened court marshall if caught.

[SmokedRam]

LOL...hell if I get hurt, I have Aflac to get some MOD money with.

[Fla 66 cuda]

Aflak ohhhhh yea.

[SmokedRam]

I could have banked a cool $250 from my last accident, but decided not to claim it...they paid me $275 last year when I about sliced 3 of my fingers off.

[4XLGator]

^ that's not a very good rate for 3 fingers! wait, you said almost

[SmokedRam]

^ that's not a very good rate for 3 fingers! wait, you said almost


yeah, I was picking up a washing machine and didnt know there was liquid detergent on the bottom of it...it slid and sliced into my left picky, ring and index fingers...had to have stitches...

Then with the eye, I just never took the time to go to the ER and get the bills from having the metal removed, so I just said eff it and didnt make the claim.

[4XLGator]

you have to file yourself?

[SmokedRam]

Yep, just go onto their site and submit a claim...claims process lasts about 4 or 5 days after you gather all your paperwork and submit it...get the check in about 7 days total...one of my coworkers got bit by a spider and they paid him like $4K

[4XLGator]

I'm glad I don't have to file my own....to me, that sucks!

[SmokedRam]

Yeah...it does

[Fla 66 cuda]

We had a guy at work that got tagged by a car on his bike [word was he was drunk never proven] he spent a few days in the hospital he got around 9 grand.