What do Tornados and UF fans have in common?

[SmokedRam]

They both end up in trailer parks.....




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[SmokedRam]

What's the difference between Rice Krispys and the Florida Gator football team?



Rice Krispys know what to do in a bowl.....

[SpeedRacer]

nice!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[4XLGator]

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[SmokedRam]

What do you call a Gator with half a brain?



“Gifted”

[SmokedRam]

Why don’t Gators use 911 in an emergency?



They can’t find 11 on the dial.

[SmokedRam]

What do you call 12 Gators in a basement?



A “Whine” Cellar

[SmokedRam]

A first grade teacher explains to her class that she is a Florida Gator. She asks her students to raise their hands if they are Gators too. No one really knowing what a Florida Gator is but wanting to be like their teacher, their hands explode into the air like fleshy fireworks. There is, however, one exception. A girl named Kristen has not gone along with the crowd. The teacher asks her why she has decided to be different. “Because I’m not a Gator.” Then, asks the teacher, what are you? “Why, I’m a proud Florida State Seminole,” boasts the little girl. The teacher is a little perturbed now, her face slightly red. She asks Kristen why she is a Seminole. “Well, my mom and dad are Seminoles, so I’m a Seminole too.” The teacher is now angry. “That’s no reason,” she says loudly. “What if your mom was a moron, and your dad was a moron. What would you be then?” After a pause, and a smile. “Then,” says Kristen, “I’d be a Gator.”

[AWE Daniel]

Lots of Jokes, but ill let these do the talking

http://i219.photobucket.com/albums/cc12/g8r8u2/UniversityOfFloridaNationalChampionshipRings-1.png

[SmokedRam]

Lots of Jokes, but ill let these do the talking

http://i219.photobucket.com/albums/cc12/g8r8u2/UniversityOfFloridaNationalChampionshipRings-1.png


Had to take it there did ya?:confused:

[AWE Daniel]

Hey Twenty-Six Team sport Titles, and 239 Individual Titles tend to have that effect!

[SmokedRam]

OKay...I can feel the burn...no need to rub it in...lol

[Onk]

Lots of Jokes, but ill let these do the talking

http://i219.photobucket.com/albums/cc12/g8r8u2/UniversityOfFloridaNationalChampionshipRings-1.png
LMAO.....Well Put Sir!!!!! Well Put!!!!

Had to take it there did ya?:confused:
You had to start....

Hey Twenty-Six Team sport Titles, and 239 Individual Titles tend to have that effect!
EXACTLY!!!!!


OKay...I can feel the burn...no need to rub it in...lol
You Semenholes are used to feeling it burn....

;)

[Onk]

Hey Adam.....Check it!

Three football fans were driving along when they noticed a body in the underbrush. Stopping their car, the three guys ran over to see what they could do. Unfortunately they were too late. They discovered the nude body of a deceased young woman. Being gentlemen, the first guy dropped his Hurricanes hat over one of her breasts. The second guy, a Gators fan, placed his hat over her other breast. The nole fan then placed his hat over the woman's very private part. Soon the police arrived. The coroner started checking over the body. He picked up the Hurricanes hat and quickly placed it back. He then picked up the Gator hat and returned it. Then he picked up the nole fan's hat, put it down, then picked it up again inspecting the hat more closely, and then put it down. Then he picked it up a third time. By this time, the nole fan was a bit irritated and he asked, "Why do you keep picking up that hat? Are you some kind of pervert?" The coroner responded with a wry smile, "Boy, I can't figure this one out at all. Usually when I come across one of these seminole hats, there's an asshole under it."

[Onk]

or....

There were a Seminole and a Gator using the bathroom at the mall. Well, the Seminole starts to wash his hands,and the Gator starts to leave. The Seminole says, You must be from UF because at f.s.u they teach us to wash our hands.The Gator turns around and says, "Yeah well, at UF they teach us not to pee on ourselves."

[Onk]

What do you get when you cross a pig and a 'Nole?

Nothing, there are some things that even a pig won't do.

[Onk]

Why does Bobby Bowden wear those ugly ass hats?

To hide the circumcision scars.

[Onk]

What's the difference between an FSU cheerleader and a Corvette?

Not everyone's been in a Corvette.

[Onk]

Did you hear Bobby Bowden was in the hospital?

Yea, his blood pressure was 52-20.

[SmokedRam]

I will have braggin rights after the game...LOL

[Onk]

How do you keep a Seminole from masturbating?

Paint his balls orange and blue; he won't beat it for years.

[Onk]

And I will end with this....

What does FSU and marijuana have in common?

They both get smoked in a bowl.

[05singlecabHEMI]

Go dawgs!!!!!!

[UnderCover]

What do you get when you complete the activity sheet at the local Denny's?
An FSU Diploma

Why do FSU players wear wristbands?
To keep the handcuffs from chafing

An FSU fan was driving from Tallahassee to Gainesville at the same time a UF fan was driving from Gainesville to Tallahassee. It was very late at night and there were no other cars on the road. About half way between the two cities, they collided with one another. The accident scene was horrible. The cars were at opposite sides of the road all twisted and mangled. The Nole scrambled from his car and looked around at the mess. "I can't believe I lived through this accident!" He thought to himself.The Gator got out of his car and checked out the scene. "Boy, God must really be looking over me! I can't believe I lived through this." He thought. Finally, the Nole walks over to the Gator and says, "This must be a sign from God that we should put away our petty differences and stop being arch enemies." The Gator says, "I think you're right. Let's drink to our newfound friendship." Then the Gator pops the trunk of his car and pulls out a full bottle of Jack Daniels. He takes the top off and hands it to the Nole fan. After drinking about half of the bottle, the Nole fan hands it back to the Gator. "You're turn," he says. The Gator fan screws the lid back on the bottle and says, "Nah, I think I'll wait for the police."

[SmokedRam]

^^^ who let the bandwagon in? LMAO...J/K Art

[UnderCover]

^^^ who let the bandwagon in? LMAO...J/K Art

:flipthebird: lol

[SpeedRacer]

We need to put a wager on this game..

[SmokedRam]

We need to put a wager on this game..

Me and Lee do have something going on....If FSU scores first, he has to buy me and you an order of wings...if UF scores frrst, I buy him and Kev an order of wings

[ramthis9501]

Hahaha wow it's just like OU and OSU here, it gets ugly at times... Lol

[OklaHemi]

How do you keep a Seminole from masturbating?

Paint his balls orange and blue; he won't beat it for years.

This is the best

[4XLGator]

LMAO! All good ones.

And Daniel, championships always seem to lock down some semihole fans...even if only temporary.