So....what the hack are you up to?

[SmokedRam]

Me, I'm sitting my arse at my desk at work, not doing jack crap...thanks to us being slow all week.

[BAD HABIT]

how the fuck you get more posts than me, im the fucken admin, you cant do that....:Wedgie: post whoreer

[old man]

well i am sitting on my arse in front of my computer reading this

[BAD HABIT]

sittin on the asssss, doing SEM stuff....

[004x41500]

If you're the admin, you should make me a mod. ;) and he's prolly has more free time than we do

[SmokedRam]

how the fuck you get more posts than me, im the fucken admin, you cant do that....:Wedgie: post whoreer

LOL...are you just now noticing that? I up'd you like 2 weeks ago...LMAOOOOO...anyhoo...

Yeah, 75% of the time, I can sit here at work and browse the MOTHER SHIP we all know as Southeastmopars.com...it helps when you have a crew of 6 guys working under you that get the job done.

[old man]

Me, I'm sitting my arse at my desk at work, not doing jack crap...thanks to us being slow all week.
as long as you are on the clock you are making a paycheck ???

[SmokedRam]

as long as you are on the clock you are making a paycheck ???

Yep...

[old man]

i am 1 up on you i have a vodka & tonic on my desk bet you dont

[SmokedRam]

i am 1 up on you i have a vodka & tonic on my desk bet you dont

ahhh, you can have all that you want...I prefer beer...lol

[4XLGator]

SEM, FB, texting and watching Swamp People

[4XLGator]

beer? damn, that's what I forgot!

[BAD HABIT]

well goddamn...i used to be able to sit on the forum at school, when i got home and all the time, now with work i got 9hrs taken outta my mothership time....fucker wont let me on at work...to busy really, and my blackberry is fucken gay so i cant check in on that, i will when i get my evo...

[SmokedRam]

DAMNIT I keep forgetting to DVR Swamp People!!! FML!!!! Reminds me of my kinfolk.

[BAD HABIT]

check your post count now...adam...lmao ftw....

[SmokedRam]

beer? damn, that's what I forgot!

http://i134.photobucket.com/albums/q100/tstewartdepotphotos/untitled-4.jpg

[SmokedRam]

WTH and a MOD has to approve me? FUCK ME RUNNING!!!

[4XLGator]

Ah Jay! That ain't right, dude! Funny as shit, but not right.

The power of being 'The Prez'. LMFAO!

[SmokedRam]

I have been ADMIN hacked...LMAOOOOOOO

[BAD HABIT]

ahhhhhaaaaaaaahahahahhhaaaaaaa....I can use and abuse my powers, but usually i only play with them....I fixed it, I just took off 3300 so i knew what to put back....i can up mine too....

[SmokedRam]

Jay's gotta an ass whoopin coming at Wiregrass now...LMAOOOOOOOO

[4XLGator]

Hahaha. We need a like button...that was funny as hell!

[BAD HABIT]

Thats good stuff....Hmmm a like button....

[SmokedRam]

it was funny....I el oh el'd very much actually. Now, my E-Pecker is back where it was....

[BAD HABIT]

Now, my E-Pecker is back where it was....

now thats funny, in any language

[4XLGator]

^ I dunt care who ya r....that ther's funny!

[004x41500]

Haha lmao. Funny shit

[004x41500]

Lol watch out Adam, jay might like that ass whoopin

[SmokedRam]

Hahahahahaha...

[SmokedRam]

Lol watch out Adam, jay might like that ass whoopin

that's nasty

[4XLGator]

a mud hole walked dry! LOL

And Adam, I don't do Budcicles...I like light budcicles!

[SmokedRam]

ahhhh, there will be an assortment of both Bud and Bud Light in the cooler at Wiregrass...

[004x41500]

Coors light ain't too bad either

[SmokedRam]

Coors light ain't too bad either

I like Coors Light myself...might do Coors Light and Bud Light...

[BAD HABIT]

im doing either my shock top or blue moon...and no i dont like ass whoopins...unless its coming from my wife when we are... well ill leave that alone....

[4XLGator]

^ LOL.

Is shock top like blue moon? I like blue moon, as long as I get the orange with it...it does make a difference, to me anyway.

[004x41500]

Nice. I wish I could buy my own. Lol

[4XLGator]

^ I hope you're turning 21 before the 9th.

[004x41500]

I wish. I got til the end of sept.

[BAD HABIT]

yes s/t is justlike b/m just some places have 1 or the other its odd...

[4XLGator]

^ cool ! I have to try a shock top next time I'm in the mood for a blue moon.

What day in sept, Cory? I'm the 28th.

[004x41500]

Haha nice. We got the same bday. That's pretty damn sweet

[SmokedRam]

^ LOL.

I like blue moon, as long as I get the orange with it...it does make a difference, to me anyway.

Do you stick your pinky out too when you're sippin your fruity brew?


I kid, I kid

[4XLGator]

Haha nice. We got the same bday. That's pretty damn sweet

seriously? that is cool. haha


Do you stick your pinky out too when you're sippin your fruity brew?


I kid, I kid

hahahahaha!

:flipthebird:

lol

[SmokedRam]

I went on like a 2 week hunt looking for "fruity" beer a couple months ago. Found some stuff at Winn Dixie that was blurberry flavored...I was pretty stoaked til I tried it. I had immediate flashbacks of MD 20/20...

[4XLGator]

MD 20/20...


Holy hell! I haven't heard that said in forever...brought up bad memories. LOL

[SmokedRam]

Holy hell! I haven't heard that said in forever...brought up bad memories. LOL

Yeah, my last MD 20/20 binge ended with me laying in a concrete ditch up in Dade City, thinking I was being stalked by mexicans...


I havent touched that crap since.

[4XLGator]

^ well...i don't remember any mexicans stalking me in a concrete ditch but I was made sick too many times by that shit. Ah to be young and dumb again...those were the days!

[SmokedRam]

Yeah...I drank so much Rupplemints or whatever the hell you call it once, I burped peppermint for a week....

[SmokedRam]

Now, this stuff below, I can drink like water....but dont like any liquor any stronger than it.

http://i134.photobucket.com/albums/q100/tstewartdepotphotos/515-1.jpg

[004x41500]

4xl ya, really. It's some pretty sweet shit, and as far as a fruity beer goes, smirnoff flavored is pretty good especially the green apple bite, grape is good as well, so is the original smirnoff

[4XLGator]

^ Hahaha! So 21 doesn't mean a thing to you, huh? LOL

[004x41500]

haha, nope, other than i can buy my own alcohol. just another year older.

[4XLGator]

i gotcha! me and my buddies in high school always bought our own beer on friday and saturday night. hell, we would sit in the strip mall parking lot and drink. get caught doing that now and they will slap so many fines on ya...hell, they'd probably take ya to jail. cops back then would say "pour out the open ones". we would, wait for them to drive off and pop a top on another one. lol

[SmokedRam]

You can still buy it here in Zhills...just gotta hit the habib stores.

[Storm Rider]

Love this thread. Went from sitting on our arses at the computer to drinking alcohol. I am a Crown Royal or Scotch drinker.

[004x41500]

that royal is some good shit. and ya, nowadays they make you pour it all out, opened and unopened. then make you call your parents, or take you to jail.

[BIG RED]

SEM, FB, texting and watching Swamp People

that a boy lee iam doing the same shit

[004x41500]

lol nice

[OklaHemi]

I have to watch swamp people it's on Netflix now. You guys are nukkin futz. I was enjoying reading this then I saw the md20/20 and I blacked out, wtf? I made a drink when I wad 21 called the pimp slap that people still talk about and ask for but I don't know what I put in it. All I remember is it started with md20/20 and went from there. I called it the pimp slap because you had one and you were on your ass, it worked.

[004x41500]

I have to watch swamp people it's on Netflix now. You guys are nukkin futz. I was enjoying reading this then I saw the md20/20 and I blacked out, wtf? I made a drink when I wad 21 called the pimp slap that people still talk about and ask for but I don't know what I put in it. All I remember is it started with md20/20 and went from there. I called it the pimp slap because you had one and you were on your ass, it worked.


damn it man, i need that recipe. lol. think harder, and let me know when you figure out what else was in it. :big_banana_Dance:

[OklaHemi]

There were 16 people there and I still talk to 12 of them, they all ask me. We have even tried to recreate the night, no bueno. My mom, sister and aunts are or were bartenders so I spent a lot of time playing, mixing and learning. I have made some good ones that we do remember. The banana split. 99 bananas, tequila rose and Godiva chocolate liquor.

This is about presentation you will have to layer the liquors in a shot glass starting with the tequila rose, then the chocolate and the 99 bananas on top. You can use a spoon touching the side of the glass and pour very slowly over the spoon but I like to use oral syringes for cough syrup, you can get them at walgreens, they give you more control.

[SmokedRam]

99 Bananas is some potent stuff...

[OklaHemi]

Oh yeah

[SmokedRam]

Oh yeah

I bought a bottle late last year and we mixed it with baileys...talk about something that will sneak up on you!!!


Same deal with coconut rum...I love that stuff, but man I avoid it.

[Storm Rider]

Maybe we should have named this thread Bartender's recipes.

[UnderCover]

Goddamn you guys! Now you got me wanting a drink, and I'm heading into work in 2 hours!!!

But anyway - I got a bloody mary recipe that's to die for if you like spicy stuff.. You totally forget about the burn from the alcohol!

[SmokedRam]

real men dont drink mixed drinks...LOL

[UnderCover]

You kiddin, my bloody mary's would bring Kevin out of puberty!!!

Lol J/k buddy!!

[SmokedRam]

You kiddin, my bloody mary's would bring Kevin out of puberty!!!

Lol J/k buddy!!

HAHAHAHAHAHA...I honestly have never had one. Come to think of it, other than the 99 bananas and Baileys, I have never even had a mixed drink ever.

[OklaHemi]

Mixed drinks kick asd

[SmokedRam]

asd? Is that sorta like lsd, just not as strong?

[4XLGator]

that a boy lee iam doing the same shit

multi-tasking on our asses! LOL


I got a bloody mary recipe that's to die for if you like spicy stuff.. You totally forget about the burn from the alcohol!

I like spicy bloody mary's. Years ago, me and a few guys from work got together every Saturday at 7AM to play 9 holes. Afterwards, usually about 9-930, we would hit the clubhouse for spicy blood mary's. For this reason, I really only like them in the morning but don't drink them very often.


real men dont drink mixed
drinks...LOL

:flipthebird:


Mixed drinks kick ass

Yes, they do! My fave is Crown Royal with ginger ale and a lime.

Shut up about the fruit in my drinks, Adam. LOL

[UnderCover]

So do i need to bring my bloody mary supplies to wiregrass? Lol That'd be interesting!!!

[004x41500]

Only if you're there for the after party. Lol. Anyone had captain Morgan and dr. Pepper? What about capt morgan and cherry pepsi? (cherry coke ain't the same it has a totally different taste)

[UnderCover]

A "Dr. Morgan" is one of my favorites. Captain and Ginger Ale is awesome too - tastes like cream soda.

One of my favorites from my band days was a mixed drink called a Dr. Pepper. It was amaretto, pepsi, and a little bit of beer. I used to get bombed up on them all the time!

[004x41500]

Lmao, nice. Sounds like a fucker upper to me.

[4XLGator]

So do i need to bring my bloody mary supplies to wiregrass?


nooooooooo, absolutely not! lol

[Storm Rider]

HAHAHAHAHAHA...I honestly have never had one. Come to think of it, other than the 99 bananas and Baileys, I have never even had a mixed drink ever.



Adam - you don't know what you are missing. There are a lot of great mixed drinks that are totally awesome.

[SmokedRam]

Adam - you don't know what you are missing. There are a lot of great mixed drinks that are totally awesome.

I will be totally honest with you. I have only been in a bar twice my whole life. Once for the Save the TATAS thing and the other I played lead guitar and lead vocals with a band in Gibsonton. That explains why I haven't even had any...until now, with you guys, I have never been around anyone that knows how to mix them.

[4XLGator]

^ It's easy Adam.....put ice in cup, fill to about 3/4 full of crown royal, add a splash of coke for color...enjoy!

[SmokedRam]

^ It's easy Adam.....put ice in cup, fill to about 3/4 full of crown royal, add a splash of coke for color...enjoy!

I had a jack and coke at Chili's one night...I told the woman, light on the jack...she fukked it up big time.

[4XLGator]

Jack? Yuk!

[SmokedRam]

OH man, back when I was in high school...we would toss quarters with green label Jack...good times.

[4XLGator]

Oh, I drank my share, especially in college. In Gainesville, every bar in town had a one dollar jack night...jack and water or jack and coke for $1...drink up!! We did! LOL

[OklaHemi]

Your mom goes to college...

Mixed drinks smoke beer any day, the only and only time I like beer is when I'm standing next to a grill. Let's see one LIT or 5 beers? I can even mix girly drinks that everyone likes. I don't drink that often anymore but I do get invited to bartend.

[004x41500]

Adam, as far as mixing goes, it's all a taste preference, you mix it to your liking, what I like, you might not like and vise versa. Though personally I'd buy a small bottle, a 5th or so, and experiment until you find a drink you like.

[OklaHemi]

Captian Morgan and just about anything. My wife loves vanilla vodka and dr. Pepper.

[redneckrocket38]

I love to shoot me some icey jack. I've been on jager bombs lately, talk about getting fukked up. your body wants to haul ass from the redbull but your head wants to go backwards from the jager.

[004x41500]

ya, they were sayin something about that. im not to sure how the uppers and downers mix. i sure dont wanna try. thats like that energy drink cocaine i think it was that had alcohol in, and they actually pulled it off the shelves.

[txbass06]

I've been on jager bombs lately, talk about getting fukked up. your body wants to haul ass from the redbull but your head wants to go backwards from the jager.

I love me some jäger bombs. I've had a lot of great nights I'll never remember thanks to those little guys lol


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[UnderCover]

Anybody ever have a cement mixer? Shot of baileys, hold it in your mouth, then shot of lime juice.. Swish it around together.. It congeals on you - really freakin weird! (I also believe if you add salt to the lime juice it's called a blow job revenge!)

[SmokedRam]

That doesnt even sound good Art...speaking of congealing...guess who has never had a jello shot.... <-----this guy

[UnderCover]

WHAT???? Seriously?? Wow, we need to do them ASAP!

[SmokedRam]

Seriously...never EVER had one

[old man]

did i start something here when i said i was haveing a vodka an tonic at the start of the thread

[SmokedRam]

did i start something here when i said i was haveing a vodka an tonic at the start of the thread

Sure did...it figures the most wise one in SEM would contribute to our delinquency...lol

[old man]

glad to help all you youngsters

[SmokedRam]

HAHAHAH Dennis...you're the man...

[004x41500]

Haha lmao. I'm drinkin an ice cold bud light right now

[SmokedRam]

IM eating Chinese and watching the Pocono Arca race

[old man]

did you say chinese Arca race

[SmokedRam]

I said EATING CHINESE and WATCHING THE Pocono ARCA RACE....lol

[UnderCover]

I'm sitting on my ass at work!

[BAD HABIT]

Does it taste like chicken or cat?

[old man]

I said EATING CHINESE and WATCHING THE Pocono ARCA RACE....lol
you are eating chinese arcas

[SmokedRam]

Does it taste like chicken or cat?

little bit of both...and if it cant get any weirder, the local Chinese take out place is next door to a veterinarian's office. I shit you not...

[UnderCover]

Does it taste like chicken or cat?

And the cat's in the kettle at the peeking moon....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wOy2QCssTaI

[old man]

thanks for the good laugh tonite

[old man]

see you all at wiregrass

[SmokedRam]

OMG, I am seriously LAWLing over here Art...that is going on facebook

[SmokedRam]

see you all at wiregrass

See you there bud!

[UnderCover]

Lol, yeah, Jay and Heather came over the other night and we ordered Chinese. I couldn't resist playing it then, and i figured it was appropriate here too

[Storm Rider]

That video is pretty good. Figures ole weird Al did the lyrics.

[Ms.MagnumSLT]

OMG!! you guys are going to make me Never touch Chinese again! :roflsquared:

[OklaHemi]

That is what happens when you don't spay or neuter your pets... Mmmmmmmm I want some cho cho now or is it chow chow?

[Onk]

http://randomoverload.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/2988ed0f01utered.jpg.jpg