We drive devil cars?

[BigJuice55]

This was brought up over on DSM......what a bunch of morans!

http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=63477


I have already been banned from their site (actually banned twice...lol) for commenting on the subject.

[4XLGator]

Holy crap!

[UnderCover]

WOW!!!! That is friggin hillarious!!

[BigJuice55]

I can't believe that they have not banned the other "Pro Mopar" guys that are posting up but they banned me for mentioning the "Popemobile"....lol

[UnderCover]

I like how the noobs are labeled "unsaved trash." I believe in god, and used to be a good catholic... but come on now.. that's just ridiculous!

[Ms.MagnumSLT]

OMG!! Are you kidding me?? what a bunch of Morons, well..... you cant fix Stupid!

[SmokedRam]

The largest conspiracy theorists around are heavily religious people...

[Redtruck-VA]

That is simply stupid.
Bigotry: Stubborn and complete intolerance of any creed, belief, or opinion that differs from one's own

[BigJuice55]

Well I have been told many times that I'm going to hell......but never because of my car.

[4XLGator]

Did anyone hover your cursor over the little icons just under and to the right of peoples' avatars? Un-friggin-real!

[Redtruck-VA]

Actually in my youth I was told more than once I was going to hell because of my ways.. oh yeah, rock a billy, loud cars, fast women.. and lets not forget the devil juice. haha we will see.

[NOTPAID4]

That's is CRAZY!!!

[Onk]

Hahahahaha....

How long till I get banned??

http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c300/callmeonk/Untitled-1.jpg
http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c300/callmeonk/Untitled-121.jpg

"I dream of being Jimmie Johnson's Pit Tramp"

[Onk]

LOL I was banned....

He called me a Homo tho...

But I did get them to post a picture of my most favorite Nascar Driver tho...

MUAHAHAHAHAHA

"I dream of being Jimmie Johnson's Pit Tramp"

[SmokedRam]

Lmfaoooooo

[Onk]

you gotta go read the rest of the posts

[Storm Rider]

That thing is so crazy that it could be scary. Unbelievable what people can think up and pass on to others. DON'T DRINK THE KOOL-AID.

[Redtruck-VA]

I think it is sad how people can be radicalized over such stupid stuff. We can see how with the wrong people in charge things can become extreme in a blink of an eye. We must never give up our 2nd ammendment. Oh did I mentioned, I went to town and had "13" black fords following me. I think we all need to be very watchful..... LOL

[Onk]

I dont know if you all know what Auto-X is, but its normally done with Honda S2K's or similar cars...

Well here is Dodge's Demon attacking the Auto-X course....

Absolutely AWESOME!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l1RO2OOingI&feature=share

[OklaHemi]

i made the screen name god is one of us and they wont send me a confo. stupid ass holes. man i would love to meet those fucks in person, i hate people that push their beliefs on people. i bet they are the kind of people that would promote the slaughter of infants and toddlers that are born Muslim or Buddhist. these people are quacks and should not be allowed Internet access let alone social gathering privileges.


at least when i go to hell it will be warm and i will know every body, oh wait i was raised catholic ill just repent on my death bed. oh wait im indian ill just be reincarnated as one of dem dere vipers

[Redtruck-VA]

It amazes me how convinced some people become that they have all the answers and how easily others follow them. Ignorance and bigotry. Damn scary in my book....

[OklaHemi]

you know what they say ignorace is bliss and those are some happy idiots

[AParrette]

The following violations will result in a monetary fine of no less than $200.00 as to be determined by Church Pastors and Elders: Failure to show up at church on time, Failure to attend a church service without written permission from a pastor or other agreed upon authority, Church parking lot violations, Single males or females caught in the houses of members of the opposite sex without proper supervision, out after curfew, failure to tithe, failure to perform Christian Service obligations, Use of a church key without proper permission, Sleeping and/or horseplay during church services, reading of 'crime oriented' comic books, possession of alcohol outside of Post Communion Party regulations, idol worship, inappropriate dress in town or in church, dress related to 'counter-culture' movement, beards are not allowed except with special permission from Pastor Smith himself, long earrings on women, use of tampons is strictly prohibited, men with earrings or jewelry of any kind, hugging, possession of pornographic material (except for widowed or single men over the age of 65), failure to identify oneself to a church authority, failure to answer a call slip, witchcraft, dancing and/or skipping, association with Catholics, Presbyterians, Mormons, Methodists, Unitarians, Episkypols, or any other occult activity (unless under supervision by Dr. J. Edwards), failure to conform to rules and regulations, failure to submit to authority, the questioning of church authority is not tolerated and may result in dismissal, failure to bring at least one new guest to church a week, failure to win at least one soul a week, disrespect, lying, stealing, cheating, plotting, failure to have a demon-possessed infant sterilized, attendance at non-Christian owned picture houses, and rock music. General Rules are subject to change at any time without notice. Members are expected to find out what the new rules are within two hours. Let us note here, 'A Christian who is interested in doing their own thing, will not feel comfortable at Landover.. we would even go as far to question whether or not that individual is a Christian to begin with.

[SmokedRam]

The following violations will result in a monetary fine of no less than $200.00 as to be determined by Church Pastors and Elders: Failure to show up at church on time, Failure to attend a church service without written permission from a pastor or other agreed upon authority, Church parking lot violations, Single males or females caught in the houses of members of the opposite sex without proper supervision, out after curfew, failure to tithe, failure to perform Christian Service obligations, Use of a church key without proper permission, Sleeping and/or horseplay during church services, reading of 'crime oriented' comic books, possession of alcohol outside of Post Communion Party regulations, idol worship, inappropriate dress in town or in church, dress related to 'counter-culture' movement, beards are not allowed except with special permission from Pastor Smith himself, long earrings on women, use of tampons is strictly prohibited, men with earrings or jewelry of any kind, hugging, possession of pornographic material (except for widowed or single men over the age of 65), failure to identify oneself to a church authority, failure to answer a call slip, witchcraft, dancing and/or skipping, association with Catholics, Presbyterians, Mormons, Methodists, Unitarians, Episkypols, or any other occult activity (unless under supervision by Dr. J. Edwards), failure to conform to rules and regulations, failure to submit to authority, the questioning of church authority is not tolerated and may result in dismissal, failure to bring at least one new guest to church a week, failure to win at least one soul a week, disrespect, lying, stealing, cheating, plotting, failure to have a demon-possessed infant sterilized, attendance at non-Christian owned picture houses, and rock music. General Rules are subject to change at any time without notice. Members are expected to find out what the new rules are within two hours. Let us note here, 'A Christian who is interested in doing their own thing, will not feel comfortable at Landover.. we would even go as far to question whether or not that individual is a Christian to begin with.


That's not a church, it's a damn cult...

[AParrette]

$200 for missing a sunday w/o the pastors approval

[SmokedRam]

I got a warning from the Landover forum....

http://i134.photobucket.com/albums/q100/tstewartdepotphotos/ChristiansVsDodge.jpg

[Redtruck-VA]

Can't cure stupid...

[SmokedRam]

Here is a good article on that whole church...

http://goarticles.com/article/Landover-Baptist-Church-It-s-a-Parody-folks/1483502/

[4XLGator]

These people have real, serious issues. "...failure to have a demon-possessed infant sterilized...? WTF? They know of demon-possessed infants?

They are friggin freaks!!

And Adam, ...if Jesus drove, his ass would certainly be sitting in a dodge/chrysler... LMFAO!!!


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[AWE Daniel]

Dang adam you beat me to it! Yeah that site is a big joke I hope.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Landover_Baptist_Church

[Redtruck-VA]

These people have real, serious issues. "...failure to have a demon-possessed infant sterilized...? WTF? They know of demon-possessed infants?

They are friggin freaks!!

And Adam, ...if Jesus drove, his ass would certainly be sitting in a dodge/chrysler... LMFAO!!!


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Lee, here's a thought, if there are no "demon-possessed infants" where did all these demon-possessed adults come from?
But seriously infants are the only one's with innocence in this world and to suggest otherwise shows some real sickness.
Rev greg will open his chapel behind the barn at 3pm for all these sicko's. It'll take a hour or so to get the hole dug. Tell'm don't be late or it'll cost you. lol


Edit: I saw a program talking about Sovereign Citizens, One of the leaders called a guru had a 16 year old son he had indoctrinate into the movement which promotes shooting police , judges and tax agents. They get stopped by the local police and as the father steps back to talk with the police, the boy being told to shoot his way out of such circumstances stepped out with a AK and blasted the two cops. The father and son were later killed in another shootout, at you guessed it, Walmart. Folks have to be careful what they tell young people, because no matter how hard it is to believe sometimes they are actually listening. Really sad as I am sure the father had no intentions of shooting his way out.

[garner]

Lol that's funny. I love one of the things on mrs. mary whitford, teabag patriot. We should have a mopar cruise over there

[4XLGator]

...infants are the only one's with innocence in this world and to suggest otherwise shows some real sickness.

Rev greg will open his chapel behind the barn at 3pm for all these sicko's. It'll take a hour or so to get the hole dug. Tell'm don't be late or it'll cost you. lol


Exactly my point, Greg.

And I'll be behind the barn at 3pm too...after Rev Greg gets finished with them, I'll have what my crews at work call a "come to Lee" meeting with them.

[Redtruck-VA]

Lee, you can help me fill the hole back in. lol

[4XLGator]

^ No problem! LOL

[AParrette]

apparently its a farce according to their tos

[4XLGator]

OMG!! I just read the thread referenced here from where two of our own starting commenting. Those friggin people are absolutely nuts!! I was raised in church, my mom dragged me to two services on Sunday and one on Wednesday. And although I learned as I got older that some churches are social events that talk about religion, I do remember a lot of what I was taught in my younger days. These people have absolutely NO idea of what it means to be a "christian"...not even close according to the interpretation I was taught.

One guy's signature includes a quote that reads "You want to know how to turn a dishwasher into a snowblower?...give her a shovel". WTH?

Another guy referenced another thread entitled 'Impregnating your daughter is not rape'. WTF? Are you serious? I didn't even bother clicking on the link.

Someone else posted the word Mopar comes from "homo" and "partake" and then stated that anyone that liked mopar basically was stating "I partake in homosexuality". Un-friggin-real!!

These people are absolutely insane and their interpretation of The Bible is absurd!!

[SmokedRam]

Even if it is a hoax site, which if you do a Google search on the "Landover Baptist Church" you will see alot of reviews calling it so...I find it unreal that that site is still up and running...I seriously don't see how a womans rights group or a civil rights group hasn't called them out. There are even threads on there that promote "selling their daughters" to the highest bidder of the "church"

[AWE Daniel]

I think the site started as a hoax but the crazies took it over, obviously there is no real structure its just a soapbox to spew out bullshit and see peoples reactions, just ignore it guys, no point in arguing with the crazies.

[4XLGator]

Daniel, you are right...we probably shouldn't contribute to it anymore.

Oh yeah! I forgot about one of the little icons by Dr Mary Whitford (or, whatever that crazy bitch's name is). When you hover over it, it reads "Mother of 1 son or 2.5 girls". LOL! What does that mean?

Them people are as crazy as a sprayed roach, and as fuk'd up as a NASA test monkey!

[Ms.MagnumSLT]

^^^lmao!!